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| Author: | Jibril [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko |
At first, when she met Tenchi, Ryoko cut a striking figure and was pleasingly slender: Then, after she met him, she immediatedly put on weight and her dialogue speaks for itself after she let one loose so bad that it threatened to blow up the entire school: Yet she just continues eating and eating and eating. Here, she is stealing formula from a baby: And here she is finishing off the last of a buffet of 101 Ryo-ohki: Even she gets shocked at her weight gain when looking in a mirror: But it doesn't stop her, here she is at an unsuccessful attempt at eating Misaki, stopped only by the fact that Misaki is wider than her mouth. Notice the crazed look in her eyes: Even during another episode, Ryoko has swallowed other characters up. One such character was Zero, which Ryoko "merged" with, which is the politically correct term for such situations. Watch how Zero shivers knowing her future fate: And then look at the damage she did to the floor from just a regular fall. What masu!: Even her fans acknowledge that Ryoko can bloat up like this soon after a marriage to Tenchi, they even hope for it and get all gleeful about it: So based on these past data points, of Ryoko when she first met Tenchi and her increased girth thereafter, we can scientifically project what Ryoko will look like within 10 years: OTOH, the projection for Sasami in 10 years looks like this: Who do you think Tenchi will choose? |
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| Author: | Cerebrate Araq [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko |
I don't care what anyone says, I love you Rolfina! XD |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko |
Oh my god. That was funny! |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:57 am ] | ||||
| Post subject: | Re: Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko | ||||
hahaha she ate ryo ohki!! btw, ryoko doesnt actually need to eat just as she doesnt need to drink and can control whether or not shes drunk. she just does it for novelty purposes. so its basically impossible for her to gain weight. if she started to thicken up (which she could stand to do because shes skinny as) she could just not eat for a week or bench press a tree. hahahahahaxD
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| Author: | Neelick [ Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko |
Great pics. I particularly like the Future Sasami pic. |
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| Author: | Tha Prime Legend Champion [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Another reason Tenchi will never be with Ryoko |
Yep. Gotta agree with the boss Neelick here. |
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