Umm... can you tell us what's the difference? Ah well, ah well... I shall contribute to the *randomness*!<br><br>Sparkling Water Buffalos! <br><br>and... <br><br>Peep peeps in the potty, peep peeps in the potty! <===GR and RM already know of this one... XD <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:verdana;font-size:medium;">A menace to criminals everywhere...<br>And a menace to society...</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://universlanimegrl.friendpages.com/pages//universlanimegrl/photo32.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://universlanimegrl.friendpages.com/pages//universlanimegrl/photo33.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:pink;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">...All rolled into one kawaii package!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://universlanimegrl.friendpages.com/pages//universlanimegrl/photo26.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br></p><i></i>

yes...complete randomness!!! this thread is basically open for you to say anything!!! (i got bored and i thought about this) <br><br>so here i go: <br><br>If a concrete sweater was rolling down Mt. Everest at 30,000 miles per hour and it lost two triangles and a tire, what color would be the sun?<br> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm137.showMessage?topicID=7.topic"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.unitedanime.com/degen78/CYRCA.png" style="border:0;"alt="Fic"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> </p><i></i>

Why is a mouse when it spins?<br><br><br>Because the faster it spins the fewer.<br><br><br>Why is the sun?<br><br><br>Because a vest has no sleeves.<br><br><br><br><br> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/fs5.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/menagerie.htm" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/jcmenagerie.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>JoyCrushers Menagerie - The Collected Works of Yorokobi Assaiki</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">- Winner of "Superior Fic" at <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://juraiantowers.org" target="top">Jurian Towers</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> -</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."<br><br>"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards".<br><br>"I talked to my little brother, Jeb-I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of-I shouldn't call him my little brother-my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas."<br>"Florida."<br>"Florida. The state of Florida."<br><br>-Words of Wisdom indeed...<br> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://musicvideoarena.com/JZ/index.htm"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://ukanzaki.netfirms.com/jbanner.jpg" style="border:0;height:31;width:88;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://ukanzaki.netfirms.com/kenshinpose.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>The Fighting Life<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.reikitantei.net"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://ukanzaki.netfirms.com/raizenrkt100.jpg" style="border:0;height:31;width:91;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[first section came as i found it on our LAN back in my old school]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.<br>2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. <br>3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.<br>4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?<br>5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. <br>6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. <br>7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts, but as mattresses?<br>8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? <br>9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . is he still wrong?<br>10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? <br>11. Is there another word for synonym?<br>12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"<br>13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" <br>14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?<br>15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?<br>16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? <br>17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?<br>18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?<br>19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?<br>20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? <br>21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? <br>22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?<br>23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? <br>24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?<br>25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?<br>26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?<br>27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.<br>28. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.<br>29. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.<br>30. The older you get, the better you realize you were.<br>31. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.<br>32. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.<br>33. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.<br>34. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.<br>35. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. <br>36. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? <br>37. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<br>38. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? <br>39. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? <br>40. If God dropped acid, would he see people?<br>41. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?<br>42. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?<br>43. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? <br>44. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? <br>45. If you try to fail, and then succeed, which have you done? <br>46. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?<br><br>~~____~~<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[I cant remember <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>where</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> i got this one]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>Happiness is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[these are just a take i found from someone's sig...i believe from here]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>INTEL INSIDE...It's not a marketing gimick, it's a warning label.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[A take at my own joke]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>If at first you dont succeed, well, so much for sky-diving<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[a couple of away messages my old friend had for aim]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>if water was vodka and i was a duck, i would swim to the bottom and never come up.<br>But water is not vodka and i'm not a duck so pass me the vodka and shut the hell up<br><br>Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>[more quotes i heard while IM'ing, they got it from a site, but I dont know where it is]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>If your mom is your dad and your dad is your mom whos your grandfather<br>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? <br>(on a t-shirt) BOMB SQUAD. If I'm running, try to keep up. <br>A day without sunshine is like.. well, night. <br>On the other hand, you have different fingers. <br>That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. <br>In case of emergency, speak in cliches. <br>This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. <br>If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. <br>There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.<br>I can resist everything except temptation. <br>When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. <br>Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, mister. <br>When in doubt, mumble. <br>Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before… <br>I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. <br>[seen above a urinal] Your child’s future is in your hands. <br>Strangers have the best candy. <br>Sex is hereditary. <br>If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. <br>Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. <br>Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. <br>Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese. <br>I always win. Except win I lose, but then I just don't count it. <br>Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. <br>Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. <br>In an exam, relax and remember... There is no test. <br>!klat kcab ruoy dna uoy nmaD <br>You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes. <br>Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both. <br>You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence. <br>All work and no play is the average school day. <br>Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. <br>I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. <br>True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. <br>Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. <br>I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. <br>Where there's a will, I want to be in it.<br>Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. <br>Over half the world's population die....At no specific time. <br>I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.<br>Don't upset me.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. <br>Politically-incorrect t-shirt: What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand? <br>He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged<br>Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact. <br>It's not how you die that matters. It's who you take with you. <br>Gravity never loses. The best you can hope for is a draw.<br>A ship floats on the water; but I'll bet you it would float on sand too. .<br>The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong. <br>It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. <br>The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. <br>Chaos, panic, and disorder... My work here is done<br>If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. <br>If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now. <br>When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall. <br>If theres an angel inside of me. He must be on a coffee break.<br>That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. <br>Football combines the two worst things about American life. It is violence, punctuated by committee meetings<br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://zippyzion.homestead.com/files/piemur_pics/Ranma_sig.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Ranma Gives off his ultimate ki blast: The Hiryu Shoten Ha!<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">Anime Community</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></p><i></i>

I always hear this word ..BUT WTF is a LAN???<br><br>I am a banana.<br>Chihuahuas can fly.<br>Do you like Shabana?<br>Zip up your fly!<br>Nyanya!!<br>Byebye!!<br><br>Wow ..now what was that stuff called ?? ..<br>*looks at label* ..<br>Assparatame ...Caffeine ..<br>Hmm. Must be Diet Croke ^^<br><br>Man ..I'm on a cloud ..^^ ...In maramalade skies ..A girl with Kaleidoscope eyes ..<br>LUCY in the SKY with DIAMONDS !! <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:navy;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">I am TMS4 Ryoko!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:x-small;">"(yawns) You know, I find that princess so amusing. She really kills me." - Ryoko</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">AnimeCommunity</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

sis are you stoned..?? sounds like it any way..... and that things you say you are on a cloud gona turn into hell the day after.... trust me.... <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=framer@tenchimuyo79943>FRAMER</A> at: 2/5/03 7:42:42 am<br></i>

LAN - Local Area Network<br>The Raveonettes - nice people<br>The Hives - moody pricks/funny bastards<br>mclusky - moody bastards<br>cat kills six - nice guys<br>Symbolics - arrogant tossers<br>George W Bush - arsewank<br>"yeah... my ex-boyfriend had those glasses... I really like those glasses... you're a lot like my ex-boyfriend, except a lot nicer..." - wtf? what do I say to that?!!<br>I Hate Myself and Want to Die - yup.... Oh, and it's a good Nirvana song.<br>ymy - YEAH, MAN, YEAH! <p>---------------------<br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">The internet is filled with many strange things...<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub86.ezboard.com/fisthisitfrm20.showMessage?topicID=1.topic" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.orangeangel.com/ranma/pictures/aahdh.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Everywhere there's war, everyone's a victim."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> - Manic Street Preachers ('Motorcycle Emptiness')<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Repeat after me, f!@# Queen and country! Useless Generation, dumb flag scum!"</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> - Manic Street Preachers ('Repeat')</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

Nirvanas musik will live forever!!<br>No mather what they are the best band ever! <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=framer@tenchimuyo79943>FRAMER</A> at: 2/5/03 6:57:54 am<br></i>

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>WHEEEEEEE HEEEE!!!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>Spam Mania!<br><br>MJH unfolds lawn chair, sits down and waits for DBD to delete this. <p><div align="center"><center><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="20%" id="AutoNumber2" background="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/BlueLace16.bmp"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" colspan="3"><img border="0" src="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu13a.jpg" width="511" height="280"></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard"><font color="#FFFFFF">Midnight Lagoon</font></a></b></td><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285"><font color="#FFFFFF">Anime Community</font></a></b></td><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub68.ezboard.com/bprojectexodus12763"><font color="#FFFFFF">Project Exodus</font></a></b></td></tr></table></center></div></p><i></i>

hmmm *dose the same that mjh dose* okay well hove many days do you think it takes mjh...?? three - four days..? <p></p><i></i>

Nah, nothin' like that. DBD should be on this afternoon .. I think. <p><div align="center"><center><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="20%" id="AutoNumber2" background="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/BlueLace16.bmp"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" colspan="3"><img border="0" src="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu13a.jpg" width="511" height="280"></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard"><font color="#FFFFFF">Midnight Lagoon</font></a></b></td><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285"><font color="#FFFFFF">Anime Community</font></a></b></td><td align="center"><b><a href="http://pub68.ezboard.com/bprojectexodus12763"><font color="#FFFFFF">Project Exodus</font></a></b></td></tr></table></center></div></p><i></i>

okay to bad.... well I got my cabel going now WOHO!!! PARTY!!? <p></p><i></i>

This is a liven up misc topic. Last week or so was bleh. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm137.showMessage?topicID=7.topic"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.unitedanime.com/degen78/CYRCA.png" style="border:0;"alt="Fic"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> </p><i></i>

Well, no I wasn't stoned, Bro. I don't do drugs, except Diet Coke. ^^ ..<br><br>That was just me getting down with my bad self ^^ <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:navy;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">I am TMS4 Ryoko!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:x-small;">"(yawns) You know, I find that princess so amusing. She really kills me." - Ryoko</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">AnimeCommunity</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>