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**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:26 pm

I'm here everyday, regardless of whether or not you see me on or whether or not I post. <div style="text-align:center">Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon</div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:39 pm

sis I know that you was joking and so was I too.... hope you dident take it to serios....^^;; well now is this topic domed... doh.... DBD is in town.... ^^;;

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:51 pm

*singin'* Dun dun dun ..Another one bites the dust ^^ <div style="text-align:center">I am TMS4 Ryoko! "(yawns) You know, I find that princess so amusing. She really kills me." - Ryoko <a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">AnimeCommunity</a> <a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</a></div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:53 pm

he he he...i have a million of em, but i'll only do a few... If two trains are heading towards each other at exactly 50 m.p.h., and they started 500 miles away, what was the color of the grass in iceland? <div style="text-align:center">im playing nagi </div> <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tarinkim/nagi/nagi7s.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div><div style="text-align:center">in Tenchi Muyo Suvivor 4!!!</div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub31.ezboard.com/bthecityofcrazypeople"> <img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/crazynahas/myhomepage/city%20of%20crazy%20people.gif" style="border:0;"/></a></div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm136.showMessage?topicID=3.topic"><img src="http://ezb.flamingtext.com/ezb/2002/12/06/flamingtext_com_1039220398_31717.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Image by FlamingText.com"/></a> Read <a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm136.showMessage?topicID=3.topic">PyromaniaC</a></div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub10.ezboard.com/bpeepinclub">go to Chibi Yosho's Peepin' Club!</a></div> <div style="text-align:center"> ISC's Quote Of the Month!!!</div> <div style="text-align:center">You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!</div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:58 pm

what have the color of the grass in iceland to do with anything..? what is it in my eyes a pic of broken glass...? Is it now I am sopuce to be on my kness.?

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:01 pm

...it's called the random topic for a reason. ^^;; <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://www.toranoko.netfirms.com/rocielchibi.jpg" style="border:0;"alt="All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream"/> <a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" target="top">Free blood here</a></div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:05 pm

yes I got that to but still..... any way nm..... what is it in my eyes a pic of broken glass...? Is it now I am sopuce to be on my kness.?

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:08 pm

now here is a list of random things to do while shopping 85 Things to Do While Shopping... 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow! Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. 'Re-alphabetize' the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles 53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way 58. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 59. Redress the mannequins as you see fit. 60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in narrow aisles. 61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a 'test drive.' 67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 68. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts and see what their reactions are when they notice. 69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 70. Pretend the escalator is a roller coaster and wave your arms above your head screaming, "Faster!" 71. Wear pajamas and go into the bed section, then lie down and ask a staff member to read you a bedtime story. 72. Attempt to buy a rather expensive items with pennies. 73. Fill up your cart with dog food, then, as you are paying for them, "remember" you don't have a dog. 74. Wear a swimsuit, snorkel, and flippers to the store and ask people where the pool is. 75. Organize a cheerleading squad with mattresses in case people fall down from pyramids. 76. Exaggerate shoplifting in front of the video cameras, (Oh, I think I'll just take this and take it out of the store without paying!!!") then put everything back and say to the camera, "Wasn't that obvious that I was pretending?" 77. Run quickly to a person and tag them, saying, "Tag! You're it!" When they look surprised, pretend you know them and get upset that they've left the game. 78. Switch various articles of clothing from the women's to the men's racks and see if any people notice 79. Put a kid-sized swimsuit on the adult rack and see how many women will try to fit into it. 80. Crawl around the store, pretending to bite people's heels and see how many people scream, and how loudly. 81. Take all of one item in the entire store and use as many shopping carts as needed to transport them over to the other side of the store. 82. Step onto a platform used for display and pretend to be holding an auction of the items for sale. ("Do I hear five hundred? Six hundred?") 83. Announce that you're looking for a friend (with the name of a celebrity) and see how many people turn up to see the celebrity. 84. When people ask you a simple question, talk on and on and on about what they're looking for. Keep switching subjects. See how long they listen to you. 85. Talk baby talk to a baby and then look up at the person pushing the cart and ask how much it costs. <div style="text-align:center">im playing nagi </div> <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tarinkim/nagi/nagi7s.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div><div style="text-align:center">in Tenchi Muyo Suvivor 4!!!</div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub31.ezboard.com/bthecityofcrazypeople"> <img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/crazynahas/myhomepage/city%20of%20crazy%20people.gif" style="border:0;"/></a></div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm136.showMessage?topicID=3.topic"><img src="http://ezb.flamingtext.com/ezb/2002/12/06/flamingtext_com_1039220398_31717.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Image by FlamingText.com"/></a> Read <a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/ftenchimuyo79943frm136.showMessage?topicID=3.topic">PyromaniaC</a></div> <div style="text-align:center"><a href="http://pub10.ezboard.com/bpeepinclub">go to Chibi Yosho's Peepin' Club!</a></div> <div style="text-align:center"> ISC's Quote Of the Month!!!</div> <div style="text-align:center">You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!</div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:54 pm

<<well now is this topic domed... doh.... DBD is in town.... ^^;;>> Oh no! Such humour is much too much! <div style="text-align:center">Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon</div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:01 pm

sorry DBD.... I dident mean any of that it was only a joke.... and I hope that you dident take it personal.... it was only a joke.... and I did not mean to offend you... what is it in my eyes a pic of broken glass...? Is it now I am sopuce to be on my kness.?

**Posted:** Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:27 pm

OH NO!!!! <div style="text-align:center">Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon</div>

**Posted:** Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:27 am

o.O ...That was random. <div style="text-align:center">I am TMS4 Ryoko! "(yawns) You know, I find that princess so amusing. She really kills me." - Ryoko <a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">AnimeCommunity</a> <a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</a></div>

**Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:47 pm

"Je suis un pizza! Je suis un pizza!" <<< My French Teacher's Favorite Song <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1528536.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div> <div style="text-align:center"> Timeless beauty, grace, and elegance...</div> <div style="text-align:center">PLUS LOTS AND LOTS OF *HYPERNESS*!!!</div> <div style="text-align:center"> I am Misaki, Queen of Jurai.</div>

**Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:33 pm

..what kind of french teacher says that kind of stuff? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> I used to always mix up sais and suis <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> "Je ne suis pas"! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> <div style="text-align:center">Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon Spanish bombs, yo te quierro infinito Yo te querda, oh mi corazon</div>

**Posted:** Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:16 am

announce the words in capitals in the most annoying overly-pronounced way possible. we talked like this for over ten hourse at reading 2002. ouch i went to a BRIC-A-BRAC with BURT BACARACH and bought a FLAPJACK to put in my KNAPSACK for a KEEPSAKE and i stepped in a GLOBULE of ANN WIDDECOMBE. ouch<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"> <img src="http://</div>im just a boy who can't get a sig to work![/center]

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