All that talk of "United Stes of Whatever" got me thinking...<br><br>What is the greatest novelty song of all time?<br><br><br><br>Liam Lynch's composition is damn fine, but my personal favourite novelty hit would have to be Alexei Sayle's uh... <i>timeless</i> "'Allo John, Got a New Motor?"<br>The most random and meandering 8 minutes and 32 seconds ever laid out on vinyl.<br><br><br>Anybody got any other favourites? <p>---------------------<br><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE START--><span style="text-decoration:underline"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>PEACE AND CAKE!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE UNDERLINE END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dimensionalstars.com/jiggs.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>"Holy Quest, Tacos, it's all good."</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

Though I can't quite understand it, Kebabrepublikens "Ät Kebab" is rather funny. :) If I can find any lyrics, I'll post some of the funnier lines! :P <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">Run, rabbit run<br>Dig that hole, forget the sun,<br>And when at last the work is done<br>Don't sit down it's time to start another one</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=deathbeforedishonor>DeathBeforeDishonor</A> at: 3/28/03 8:09:19 pm<br></i>

Tom Lehrer. Any song by him. <p></p><i></i>

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