Chocolate milk is tainted. Its purity destroyed. <p></p><i></i>

Why y'all gotta be hatin on the chocolate milk? Just cuz you peoples non-tasty white milk is @#%$ dont mean ya gotta be hatin on the black milk, damn racists! <p> <br>"I'm the greatest, and I can't possibly be beat!- Cassius Clay aka Muhammed Ali<br><br><br>"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer<br> </p><i></i>

My pet peeve is people who drag racism into every topic. Just because YOU have a problem with people of different cultures doesn't mean everyone else does. <p>Thus Saith Kernby<br>(Formerly Known as Ybnrek)<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub49.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">Anime Community: Home Of K-Rock</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub10.ezboard.com/bcensored44506">CENSORED: Censorship Still Sucks</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Stronger than never ever before, KMFDM is a drug against war!</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

My pet peeve is that people are still avid drinkers of chocolate milk--that stuff should be made illegal! <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">Run, rabbit run<br>Dig that hole, forget the sun,<br>And when at last the work is done<br>Don't sit down it's time to start another one</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

Hey, hey, HEY! You best watch yourself. Don't be sayin' those things without any backing, y'hear? Making the milk chocolatey is the only way to get some kids to drink it nowadays!<br><br>And no hatin' on the strawberry milk drinkers, either. They may like it a bit more...fruity than the rest of us, but that doesn't make them inhuman. <p></p><i></i>

And if they cannot intake it pure, then they shall die a foul death of brittle bones! <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">Sagte vender hun Hovedet halfft<br>Lyddende fjærnt til Ord som bli'r talt<br>Et Stæd under Bakken, om Hiertets Vee<br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

*stacks a few soapboxes on top of each other, sets a large, dusty tome on it, opens it to a specific page, and begins to read*<br><br>Ahem. A reading from the Book of Geehosephates, Chapter 4, verses 5-17.<br><br>And he stretched forth his hand<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">5</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->, indicating the various colors<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">6</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> and flavors available<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">7</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> in the modern consumer's marketplace.<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">8</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> And thus the assembly did cheer<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">9</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->, and partaketh in all the gathered lactose-laden liquids<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">10</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->.<br><br>This pleased he who was watching<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">11</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->, and bestoweth he upon those who drank<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">12</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> an everflowing font of glorious milk<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">13</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> so that they might nourish themselves forever more<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">14</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->. Those that did not drink were shunned<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">15</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> and summarily came he down and smote them<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">16</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->, for their intolerance of lactose caused him much grief and dismay<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">17</span><!--EZCODE FONT END-->.*<br><br>You see? Clearly, those who drink all sorts of milk are superior to those who do not. It's written in the [religious text not available at this time.]<br><br>*<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Now, it is not certain whether those last verses indicate the literally lactose-intolerant, or those who were picky about their milk. That part of the translation has not been truly discerned.</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <p></p><i></i>

Yeah Ninjesus!! Be holdin it up for the colored milks! Yeah homie! Dont be listenin to none of these milk crackas! <p> <br>"I'm the greatest, and I can't possibly be beat!- Cassius Clay aka Muhammed Ali<br><br><br>"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer<br> </p><i></i>