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| Author: | UniversalAnimeGirl [ Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
*Inserts silly and weird senior quotes from yearbook*<br><br>"BOBA BOBA BOBA!"<br><br>"A donut saved is a donut earned."<br><br>"Everyone needs a little cornbread in their life"<br><br>"All Stephanie and Ryan want to know is: 'Who let the dogs out? Why is it so dang hot in here? Why did they have to go and make things so complicated? 'Cuz I'm real! We're just trying to get some milk and cookies!'"<br><br>"High school was the best 6 1/2 years of my life."<br><br>"Shine on, you crazy diamond"<br><br>"People are stupid, but a person is smart"<br><br>"I'm thuggggged out"<br><br>"Excuse me papi chulo"<br><br>"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way"<br><br>"If you fall off your horse, get back up and shoot it."<br><br>My friend's response to the above comment... (she's a horse lover)<br><br>"I'd like to shoot her"<br><br>"No! I'm allergic... Distance!"<br><br><br>"It's Friday... you ain't got no job... you ain't got ish to do!"<br><br>"Let's go camping yo"<br><br>"I'm smart enough to realize it's not fun being smart all the time." <= said the smartest guy in the school...^^;;<br><br>"Wait! I have a question!"<br><br>"The funny thing is, I actually tried"<br><br>"Rock is my religion"<br><br>"The buddy system is essential because it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at"<br><br>"Blondes really do have more fun"<br><br>"Quote"<br><br>"You think you know, but you have no idea..."<br><br>"Hasta Pasta!"<br><br>"Just because you stop spinning doesn't mean the room does"<br><br>"Can you please hold Deez?"<br><br>"The greatest high in life is boba"<br><br>"Crazy hohoho"<br><br>"Silly hohoho"<br><br>"I am a star. I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star. I 'm a great BIG shining star."<br><br>"I just wanna dance!!... Please?"<br><br>"I don't eat guinea pigs"<br><br>"We are off to the grassy knoll"<br><br>"Insert memorable quote here"<br><br>"Dude... hold on... I forgot what I was going to say... oh yeah... what's up?"<br><br>GR would like this one... "Fishnet is very versatile. For instance: If you suddenly need to catch a fish"<br><br>"A rose is a rose and was always a rose but the theory now goes that the apple's a rose"<br><br>"Live forever or die trying!"<br><br>"The older you get, the better you get; unless you're a banana"<br><br>"Because sometimes the only way to make people look good is making yourself look bad... and I'm tired of making others look good"<br><br>"Meanwhile... back at the ranch!"<br><br>"Yo face is owwwww!"<br><br>"My name is Kevin but you can call me daddy."<br><br>"If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?"<br><br>"Randomness is beautiful" <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:verdana;font-size:medium;">A menace to criminals everywhere...<br>And a menace to society...</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo2.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo3.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:pink;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">...All rolled into one kawaii package!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo4.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Brain Cramps |
Basically dumb quotes from famous people. Here's a few:<br><br>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Bill Clinton<br><br>"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle<br><br>"We are ready for an unseen event that may or may not occur." - Al Gore<br><br>"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another." - George Bush<br><br>"We"ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca<br><br><br><br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | chevybrain [ Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
ROFL, PT I needed that. Going to a funeral for a guy I knew since I was four.<br><br>Only one word to add to your list:<br>"Strategery" - George W. Bush. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.suncitystreetscene.net/forum/html/emoticons/muscles.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
Sorry to hear that Chevy. You are in my thoughts today.<br>Here's another one:<br><br>"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who need new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Linden Ryuujin [ Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle<br>"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia (BBC Anchorwoman)<br>"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears<br>"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush<br>"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel<br>"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon<br> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/Ezboard/Sigpic2.gif" style="height:304;width:147;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~ Links ~<br>[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk">My Final Fantasy Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/IPB">My Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.tenchimuyoonline.net/mboard/">Tenchi Muyo! Online Message Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=lindenryuujin>Linden Ryuujin</A> <IMG SRC="http://www.Lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk/Ezboard/Lion.gif" BORDER=0> at: 6/13/03 10:45 am<br></i> |
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| Author: | chevybrain [ Sun Jun 15, 2003 2:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
That John Wayne one wasn't funny for me. It just felt really ugly when I read that one. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.suncitystreetscene.net/forum/html/emoticons/muscles.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
I didn't find it funny either, since I'm part Native American. It was a very dumb thing to say from a very prominent American idol. So here's another:<br><br>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.alegos.fr/naruto/Avatar/kakashicool.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Cerebrate Araq [ Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
Here's some dumb quotes<br><br>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."<br>- Brooke Shields <br><br>"This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important."<br>- H. Ross Perot <br><br>I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."<br>- French ambassador to New Zealand Jacques le Blanc, regarding press coverage of France's nuclear weapons tests in the Pacific <br><br>"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."<br>- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony <br><br>"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."<br>- Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's <br><br>"All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath."<br>- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiation <br><br>"My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."<br>- President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on <br><br>"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."<br>- Gerry Brown, California governor <br><br>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."<br>- Keppel Enderbery <br><br>"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."<br>- President Gerald Ford <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://laine.anime.net/Parody/Inuyasha/sesshoumaru-title.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Araq:</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> It's like scrable without the letters.</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | chevybrain [ Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
Yes, Hill and Bill Clinton have assimilated and are now Billary Clinton. Add to that the line from "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin "We are your over lords". <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.suncitystreetscene.net/forum/html/emoticons/muscles.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Tue Jun 17, 2003 2:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Brain Cramps |
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?<br>Answer:" I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama 1994 <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.alegos.fr/naruto/Avatar/kakashicool.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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