Death by Puns...

**Posted:** Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:59 am

No, no... anagrams are a lot more fun. =P An anagram is a sentence/word/phrase you can make from other sentences/words/phrases. *Rummages through a pile of old printed-out e-mails* Ah, here we go... this e-mail was sent/created around the time of the 2000 elections/Monica Lewinsky scandal, which would account for some of the anagrams... And some of them are a bit... well, you'll see...^^;; George Bush: Rearrange the letters => He bugs Gore Dormitory: Rearrange the letters => Dirty room Desperation: Rearrange the letters => A rope ends it The Morse Code: Rearrange the leters => Here comes dots Slot Machines: Rearrange the leters => Cash Lost in 'em Animosity: Rearrange the leters => Is no amity Mother-in-law: Rearrange the leters => Woman Hitler *cringes* This person must have really hated his/her mother-in-law...^^;; Snooze Alarms: Rearrange the leters => Alas, no more Zs A decimal point Rearrange the leters => I'm a dot in place The earthquakes:Rearrange the leters => That queer shake Eleven plus two: Rearrange the leters => twelve plus one And now this one... *cough cough* President Clinton of the USA: Rearrange the leters => To copulate he finds interns *gags* <div style="text-align:center">A menace to criminals everywhere... And a menace to society... <img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo2.jpg"/><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo3.jpg" style="border:0;"/> ...All rolled into one kawaii package! <img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo4.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div>

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 3:29 pm

I couldn't resist. Sorry. Anyway, I decided to make a topic totally dedicated to pun-making. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"> A lost art really... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"> Isn't this CORNey? Yeah. ZL *Anyway, I'll let someone else make a sentence or word suggestion to begin the PUNIshment first.* <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 3:50 pm

Instead of the Terminator, you are the PUNisher! >.< <img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/> "A gift of the wind, sired by lightning, born of thunder"

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 4:17 pm

Hahhahaaha. Nah. Darnit, I don't want to make Puns with the word "pun"...done that too much already. Another word...anybody? ZL *Terminator is kinda unsuited for pun work.* :P <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 7:58 pm

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**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 12:38 am

Yes. Indeed. Just me being Zilly. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> ZL <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 1:30 am

this is going to get frilly

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 3:33 pm

Er... I think that's a rhyme, not a pun. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"> ZL *Rhymes are easier though...* <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 12:40 am

Well... Nixon's Vice President... Spirow Agnew=Grow a Penis (You didn't read this). Now let's get back to puns. :P We can make an anagram topic or rhyming topic separate from this. Alright, I'll just give a word for you to make puns out of... Let's see... "Lawyer" :P ZL <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 7:11 pm

I'd hate to be ticketed for "lawyer"tering while waiting for this to take off.^_^ <img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/> "A gift of the wind, sired by lightning, born of thunder"

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 8:00 pm

I told my mom that I went to the movies last night, but she found out that I really went drinking in the bars instead and she called me a big fat lawyer! >.< <div align="center"><style>.siggy { border-top : 2px solid #EAEAFF;border-right : 2px solid #000084;border-bottom :2px solid #000000;border-left : 2px solid #A4A4FF;background-image: url('http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu11b.jpg');}.siggy td {background-color: transparent; color: #00F0FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;} .siggy a:link { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:active { color: #FFFF00; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:visited { color: #8080FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:hover { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; } </style><center><table span class="siggy" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="426" id="AutoNumber2"><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="100%" id="AutoNumber2" height="103"><tr><td align="center" width="20%" height="83"><img border="0" src="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu29a.jpg" width="261" height="384"></td><td align="center" width="120" height="73" valign="top"><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</a><a href="http://www.henheart.com/yabbse/">Henheart's Universe</a><a href="http://pub116.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">Anime Community</a></td></table></td></tr></table></center></div>

**Posted:** Mon May 19, 2003 1:28 am

Maybe this word was too difficult? Perhaps I should've set the bar lawyer. :P Maybe someone else could suggest another, easier word. I certainly don't want this topic to be too complex. ZL <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/> <img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/>   Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. "Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain." A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era).

**Posted:** Mon May 19, 2003 1:56 am

It's simple... It's kinda CORNy... But how about "peas" ^_^ <img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"

**Posted:** Mon May 19, 2003 10:07 am

Anyone who cooks corn and peas in the same pot, is disgusting. (If over your head, say it out loud.)

**Posted:** Mon May 19, 2003 12:26 pm

If you want me to cook you something else PED, you'll have to say "peas." ^_^ <img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"

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