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| Author: | UniversalAnimeGirl [ Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
No, no... anagrams are a lot more fun. =P <br><br>An anagram is a sentence/word/phrase you can make from other sentences/words/phrases.<br><br>*Rummages through a pile of old printed-out e-mails*<br><br>Ah, here we go... this e-mail was sent/created around the time of the 2000 elections/Monica Lewinsky scandal, which would account for some of the anagrams... And some of them are a bit... well, you'll see...^^;;<br><br>George Bush: Rearrange the letters => He bugs Gore<br><br>Dormitory: Rearrange the letters => Dirty room<br><br>Desperation: Rearrange the letters => A rope ends it<br><br>The Morse Code: Rearrange the leters => Here comes dots<br><br>Slot Machines: Rearrange the leters => Cash Lost in 'em<br><br>Animosity: Rearrange the leters => Is no amity<br><br>Mother-in-law: Rearrange the leters => Woman Hitler<br> *cringes* This person must have really hated his/her mother-in-law...^^;;<br><br>Snooze Alarms: Rearrange the leters => Alas, no more Zs<br><br>A decimal point Rearrange the leters => I'm a dot in place<br><br>The earthquakes:Rearrange the leters => That queer shake<br><br>Eleven plus two: Rearrange the leters => twelve plus one<br><br>And now this one... *cough cough*<br><br>President Clinton of the USA: Rearrange the leters => To copulate he finds interns<br><br>*gags* <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:verdana;font-size:medium;">A menace to criminals everywhere...<br>And a menace to society...</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo2.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo3.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:pink;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">...All rolled into one kawaii package!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://friendpages.com/pages/k12students/universlanimegrl/photo4.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Fri May 16, 2003 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Death by Puns... |
I couldn't resist. Sorry.<br><br>Anyway, I decided to make a topic totally dedicated to pun-making. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> A lost art really... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Isn't this CORNey? Yeah.<br><br>ZL<br><br>*Anyway, I'll let someone else make a sentence or word suggestion to begin the PUNIshment first.* <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Fri May 16, 2003 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Instead of the Terminator, you are the PUNisher! >.< <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "A gift of the wind, sired by lightning, born of thunder"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Fri May 16, 2003 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Hahhahaaha. Nah.<br><br>Darnit, I don't want to make Puns with the word "pun"...done that too much already. <br><br>Another word...anybody?<br><br>ZL<br><br>*Terminator is kinda unsuited for pun work.* :P <br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Fri May 16, 2003 7:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Another topic of ZeaL <p><div align="center"><style>.siggy { border-top : 2px solid #EAEAFF;border-right : 2px solid #000084;border-bottom :2px solid #000000;border-left : 2px solid #A4A4FF;background-image: url('http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu11b.jpg');}.siggy td {background-color: transparent; color: #00F0FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;} .siggy a:link { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:active { color: #FFFF00; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:visited { color: #8080FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:hover { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; } </style><center><table span class="siggy" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="426" id="AutoNumber2"><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="100%" id="AutoNumber2" height="103"><tr><td align="center" width="20%" height="83"><img border="0" src="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu29a.jpg" width="261" height="384"></td><td align="center" width="120" height="73" valign="top"><b><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</font></a></b><p><b><a href="http://www.henheart.com/yabbse/">Henheart's Universe</font></a></font></b></p><p><b><a href="http://pub116.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">Anime Community</font></a></b></td></table></td></tr></table></center></div></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Sat May 17, 2003 12:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Yes. Indeed.<br><br>Just me being Zilly. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>ZL <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | JadenStriker2ndGen [ Sat May 17, 2003 1:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
this is going to get frilly <p></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Sat May 17, 2003 3:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Er...<br><br>I think that's a rhyme, not a pun. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>ZL<br><br>*Rhymes are easier though...* <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Sun May 18, 2003 12:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Well...<br><br>Nixon's Vice President...<br><br>Spirow Agnew=Grow a Penis (You didn't read this).<br><br>Now let's get back to puns. :P We can make an anagram topic or rhyming topic separate from this.<br><br>Alright, I'll just give a word for you to make puns out of...<br><br>Let's see...<br><br>"Lawyer" :P <br><br>ZL <br><br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Sun May 18, 2003 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
I'd hate to be ticketed for "lawyer"tering while waiting for this to take off.^_^ <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "A gift of the wind, sired by lightning, born of thunder"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Sun May 18, 2003 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
I told my mom that I went to the movies last night, but she found out that I really went drinking in the bars instead and she called me a big fat lawyer! >.< <p><div align="center"><style>.siggy { border-top : 2px solid #EAEAFF;border-right : 2px solid #000084;border-bottom :2px solid #000000;border-left : 2px solid #A4A4FF;background-image: url('http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu11b.jpg');}.siggy td {background-color: transparent; color: #00F0FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;} .siggy a:link { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:active { color: #FFFF00; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:visited { color: #8080FF; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; }.siggy a:hover { color: #FF0000; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; } </style><center><table span class="siggy" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="426" id="AutoNumber2"><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" width="100%" id="AutoNumber2" height="103"><tr><td align="center" width="20%" height="83"><img border="0" src="http://www.henheart.com/ezstuff/washu29a.jpg" width="261" height="384"></td><td align="center" width="120" height="73" valign="top"><b><a href="http://pub92.ezboard.com/bmidnightlagoonmessageboard">Midnight Lagoon</font></a></b><p><b><a href="http://www.henheart.com/yabbse/">Henheart's Universe</font></a></font></b></p><p><b><a href="http://pub116.ezboard.com/banimecommunity71285">Anime Community</font></a></b></td></table></td></tr></table></center></div></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Zhuge Liang [ Mon May 19, 2003 1:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Maybe this word was too difficult? Perhaps I should've set the bar lawyer. :P<br><br>Maybe someone else could suggest another, easier word. I certainly don't want this topic to be too complex. <br><br>ZL <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Mon May 19, 2003 1:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
It's simple...<br><br>It's kinda CORNy...<br><br>But how about "peas" ^_^ <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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| Author: | PieEyedDragon [ Mon May 19, 2003 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
Anyone who cooks corn and peas in the same pot, is disgusting. (If over your head, say it out loud.)<br><br> <p></p><i></i> |
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| Author: | Princess Tanmi [ Mon May 19, 2003 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Death by Puns... |
If you want me to cook you something else PED, you'll have to say "peas." ^_^ <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.madkukkii.com/nat/nunatt2a.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> "Perfect innocence is sometimes more suspicious than darkness"</p><i></i> |
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