Matrix...Reloaded.

**Posted:** Thu May 15, 2003 11:46 pm

Yeah...This movie was awesome. The fight scenes were incredible. The plot is a bit shakey but no one would see this movie for the plot anyway. Keanu's acting is better so his lines weren't quite as bad. Yeah, ZANY and good I say. YES. <img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/davincontrol/guu.jpg"/> Are you "hip?" <a href="http://sidequest.keenspace.com">Read SIDE QUEST</a>||<a href="http://pub21.ezboard.com/bzeldawalkthroughmessageboard">Free SeXXORZ</a>||<a href="http://www.reikitantei.net">Reikitantei</a>|| <a href="http://pub34.ezboard.com/bzealpalace">Zeal's Board</a>||<a href="http://pub23.ezboard.com/bcolony195animeboard">My Board of Doom and Disillusionment</a>|| <a href="http://www.thedashcat.net">A load of carp.</a>|| Seeing a glass as half empty doesn't mean you're a pessimist; It just means you're thirsty. -Ricky

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 12:27 am

I'm going to see it tomorrow with four of my friends. ^^ <center><table><border=3 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=3><tr><td><center><a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" border="0" target="new"><img src="http://www.dimensionalstars.com/anthynutenasig.jpg" border="0" alt="Stand rigid for the next battlePeace means reloading your gunsThe love for life is all hatred in disguiseA carnival creation with masks undone"</a></td><td><center>The apparition of two faces in disgust Invisible, but yet so clear Reflections seen by a fugitive Trying to escape the looking glass Blood runs from open wounds of false flesh The one in front of the mirror exceeds the image Eager to leave further, but chained still To crumble into such nothingness A despairing fate, for your lies To pretend is the lunatic's legacy Privileged to bolt the nails of heresy Born lifeless into a world of coma As the chronic sufferer trapped in paradise lost Missing insinuations of what life was meant to be Angels and demons, a march man's bewildering hosts </td></table>

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 12:45 am

I'm going to wait till monday to watch it when the lines have setteld a bit more.

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 4:07 pm

Ill see it sometime next week. And GR, how are you getting in? After all, your just a kid, and they dont let freshmen into R movies (unless youve been hel back MANY times). Sorry GR, Im just taking swipes at you cuz youre only a freshman for a few more weeks. "I'm the greatest, and I can't possibly be beat!- Cassius Clay aka Muhammed Ali "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer

**Posted:** Fri May 16, 2003 11:05 pm

The sad part is that I probably look older than you. :) And on the movie, I thought the first one was better. Why the hell did they dedicate 20 minutes of the movie to some mating rave dance? That was just weird... <center><table><border=3 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=3><tr><td><center><a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" border="0" target="new"><img src="http://www.dimensionalstars.com/anthynutenasig.jpg" border="0" alt="Stand rigid for the next battlePeace means reloading your gunsThe love for life is all hatred in disguiseA carnival creation with masks undone"</a></td><td><center>The apparition of two faces in disgust Invisible, but yet so clear Reflections seen by a fugitive Trying to escape the looking glass Blood runs from open wounds of false flesh The one in front of the mirror exceeds the image Eager to leave further, but chained still To crumble into such nothingness A despairing fate, for your lies To pretend is the lunatic's legacy Privileged to bolt the nails of heresy Born lifeless into a world of coma As the chronic sufferer trapped in paradise lost Missing insinuations of what life was meant to be Angels and demons, a march man's bewildering hosts </td></table>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=xxgoddessryokoxx>Xx Goddess Ryoko xX</A> <IMG SRC="http://www.dimensionalstars.com/kyoanimated.gif" BORDER=0> at: 5/16/03 10:11:20 pm

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 12:57 am

Yeah, you do look like youre about 16 or 17 GR, but people mistake me for a college student pretty often. And, the answer to your question is that sex sells, it is the cheapest special effect, and the most effective. "I'm the greatest, and I can't possibly be beat!- Cassius Clay aka Muhammed Ali "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 1:36 am

I am 20 years old and people mistake me for a 30 year old business man that is well off. I know I look old for my age and dress a little nice, but GEEZ! do they have to make the mistake THAT FREAKING BAD! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif ALT=":|"> ... THAT F***ING BAD! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=">:"> Best why to make a college student feel old. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("> ok, I'm going to put more cuss words in my post for a while.

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 2:23 am

That movie was the MOST BIZARRE thing I have ever seen in my life... for the following reasons: 1. There was no plot. Only a very loosely followed sub-plot. 2. How can you enjoy watching a sex scene when all your eyes keep focusing on are those awful looking little nobules all over their bodies? 3. Men do not hold the same physical/structural properties of ping-pong balls. Hence, their bodies should not bounce back and forth between your average New York City apartment buildings. 4. Too many enemies/bad-guys/sorry-excuses-for-fist-ammo than they even bother to develop/follow thorught out the rest of the movie. They're there; they're gone! Poof! With one random explosion, they've magically disappeared. 5. What the hell was up with Keanu's lil' Superman routine going on there? (Besides serving as a completely unorigianl plot filler at the very end of the movie.) 6. I swear those twins looked EXACTLY like Kenny G.... except with gobs of white pancake-make up. I swear, they're bound to give me many a'nightmare in the nights to come. 7. Nor is it romantic to frikin' reach inside somebody's body to initiate the function of their most vital organ... even if they are your lover. 8. Now don't tell me you can't find random cars flying every which direction for almost an entire half hour even in the least bit humourous. 9. Also tell me how you can't find dead/dying people/bodies funny. 10. The cute little Asain man was the only character that approximately 90% of the audience was able to relate to... life sucks; then you die. 11. How come those damn trenchcoats never got any blood/organ fluids/random dismemberments on them? 12. And why didn't Neo use the same sheild he uses to stop bullets and other machines to keep potentially threatening people away about 5 feet away from him? 13. Not to mention the fact that most of us wasted five bucks to see a movie without even a decent ending... Bizarre, but funny. I'll give it that much. Whether it was supposed to be taken in a humorous manner or not; I may never know. But nevertheless... I would suggesst gettting hyped up on a whole lot of sugar (or any other narcotic of your choice) before you enter the theater. <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2198650.jpg" style="border: border;"/></div>

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 7:47 pm

You're right RDB, The Matrix Reloaded kicked a ton of ass. I would have been pissed off at the ending, but the third Matrix movie is coming out in November. Those fight scenes were so tight. Awesome. And you spent five bucks on the movie and you're complaining. I had to spend 9, plus food cost me ten bucks.

**Posted:** Sat May 17, 2003 10:58 pm

Since when does movie theater food cost you only a dollar? Lol. <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2198650.jpg" style="border: border;"/></div>

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 12:27 am

HOw could you say there was no plot, ITS A CONTINUATION OF THE LAST MOVIE, The problem is, to talk about hta would make massive spoilers, so lets just say, those that dont know the story dont understand it bacause htey werent paying attention, or dont understand. <hr /> <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/> (>'.')><a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/chipndale.html"> You Know You  WANT  To Play</a> ('.'<) <img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/></div><hr />

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 12:29 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>1. There was no plot. Only a very loosely followed sub-plot.<hr></blockquote>Where is you brain, Lady?! Have you been living in the Matrix?! <blockquote>Quote:<hr>2. How can you enjoy watching a sex scene when all your eyes keep focusing on are those awful looking little nobules all over their bodies?<hr></blockquote>Life outside of the Matrix isn't perfect. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>3. Men do not hold the same physical/structural properties of ping-pong balls. Hence, their bodies should not bounce back and forth between your average New York City apartment buildings.<hr></blockquote>Agent Smith was never prone to "going splat" in the first movie either, so it actually makes sense in a twisted way. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>4. Too many enemies/bad-guys/sorry-excuses-for-fist-ammo than they even bother to develop/follow thorught out the rest of the movie. They're there; they're gone! Poof! With one random explosion, they've magically disappeared.<hr></blockquote>Henchmen and cheap software both have that problem in common, it just so happens that in this case, the henchmen ARE cheap software. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>5. What the hell was up with Keanu's lil' Superman routine going on there? (Besides serving as a completely unorigianl plot filler at the very end of the movie.)<hr></blockquote>If I could fly around like that, I'd do that "Superman thing" too! <blockquote>Quote:<hr>6. I swear those twins looked EXACTLY like Kenny G.... except with gobs of white pancake-make up. I swear, they're bound to give me many a'nightmare in the nights to come.<hr></blockquote>The evil side of Milli Vanilli... <blockquote>Quote:<hr>7. Nor is it romantic to frikin' reach inside somebody's body to initiate the function of their most vital organ... even if they are your lover.<hr></blockquote>Obviously, you never had it done for you. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>8. Now don't tell me you can't find random cars flying every which direction for almost an entire half hour even in the least bit humourous.<hr></blockquote>Ain't it cool! <blockquote>Quote:<hr>9. Also tell me how you can't find dead/dying people/bodies funny.<hr></blockquote>Uhhhh... take a look at your sentence structure, please, because that didn't make a whole lot of sense. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>10. The cute little Asain man was the only character that approximately 90% of the audience was able to relate to... life sucks; then you die.<hr></blockquote>Which cute little asian man? <blockquote>Quote:<hr>11. How come those damn trenchcoats never got any blood/organ fluids/random dismemberments on them?<hr></blockquote>The reason is that whites tend to get dirty quicker and therefore have to be laundered more frequently. Probably another glitch in the Matrix... that is why everything tastes like chicken, afterall. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>12. And why didn't Neo use the same sheild he uses to stop bullets and other machines to keep potentially threatening people away about 5 feet away from him?<hr></blockquote>Fighting is much more fun!<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"> <blockquote>Quote:<hr>13. Not to mention the fact that most of us wasted five bucks to see a movie without even a decent ending...<hr></blockquote>I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 1:10 am

I agree with all of RDB's points. I've seen the first movie and I thought it was great, but this one honestly had no plot. It was a bunch of sex, violence, and techno music all put into one. What a waste of $6.50. <blockquote>Quote:<hr>Where is you brain, Lady?! Have you been living in the Matrix?!<hr></blockquote> <blockquote>Quote:<hr>Which cute little asian man?<hr></blockquote> Where is yours? <center><table><border=3 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=3><tr><td><center><a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" border="0" target="new"><img src="http://www.dimensionalstars.com/anthynutenasig.jpg" border="0" alt="Stand rigid for the next battlePeace means reloading your gunsThe love for life is all hatred in disguiseA carnival creation with masks undone"</a></td><td><center>The apparition of two faces in disgust Invisible, but yet so clear Reflections seen by a fugitive Trying to escape the looking glass Blood runs from open wounds of false flesh The one in front of the mirror exceeds the image Eager to leave further, but chained still To crumble into such nothingness A despairing fate, for your lies To pretend is the lunatic's legacy Privileged to bolt the nails of heresy Born lifeless into a world of coma As the chronic sufferer trapped in paradise lost Missing insinuations of what life was meant to be Angels and demons, a march man's bewildering hosts </td></table>

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 12:41 pm

It would have been $9 for me, but my friend paid! :) <div style="text-align:center">torneherren speiles i Ã¸delagt liv mens sorgengler regner fra oven til kosmosÂ’ endelÃ¸se tidsrom skjenker vi den siste dÃ¸d</div>

**Posted:** Sun May 18, 2003 1:18 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Which cute little asian man?<hr></blockquote> The little man who always looked as if he was about to be hit by car... the 'key-keeper', or something like that. <div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2198650.jpg" style="border: border;"/></div>

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