A haiku for Yoda:<br><br>With a cane I walk<br>The Force, strong am I in it<br>Beware the Dark side...<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>ZL<br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.buncha-network.com/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

No one's done,<br>"Kick your árse I will"<br>have they? Mmmiiiiiiimm mmmiiiiiimmm?<br>"There is no try or try not, only your árse kicked or oppenent árse kicked"<br>"Crazy Foo' are you..."<br>"Thown you will be..."<br><br>"Punk you are."<br><br> <p> -Singing-<br> "Rebel songs, sir!" said trooper number one. The captain sighed.<br> "If you <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>listen</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, Hepplewhite, you might note that it is the national anthem sung very badly," he said.<br> "We can't allow rebels to sing <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>that</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, sir!" <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/treepaint.jpg" style="height:170;width:300;"alt="My Tree... "/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/caption1.html"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/images/runnerup.jpg " style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>+ A Best Otaku Caption. Not sure what that means though.</p><i></i>

PULP YODA<br><br>[BANG] Sorry I am, break your concentration I did? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/fs5.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/menagerie.htm" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bcpl.net/~yorokobi/jcmenagerie.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>JoyCrushers Menagerie - The Collected Works of Yorokobi Assaiki</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">- Winner of "Superior Fic" at <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://juraiantowers.org" target="top">Jurian Towers</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> -</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

"The One, are you..."<br><br>And from the same films as Yoda himself...<br><br>"Your father, am I."<br>...........nah, that doesn't work so well...<br><br> <p> I have Returned from the Darkness and I am now RED Kagato TEG! But a Red Kagato doesn't make much sense, so I'll be Arucard TKAV instead... <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/Shad-DT.JPG" style="height:170;width:300;"alt="My Tree... "/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/caption1.html"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/images/runnerup.jpg " style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>+ A Best Otaku Caption. Not sure what that means though.</p><i></i>