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 Post subject: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:12 pm 
You know that old thing that's goin' around? Yeah, here's a different take on it. <br><br>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. <br><br><br>What makes life 100%? <br><br>If: <br>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z <br><br>is represented as: <br>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 <br><br>Then: <br><br>H A R D W O R K <br>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% <br><br>K N O W L E D G E <br>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% <br><br>But, <br><br>A T T I T U D E <br>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% <br><br>And, <br><br>B U L L S H * T <br>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% <br><br>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullsh*t will put you over the top. But, look how far @ss kissing will take you. <br><br><br>* S S K I S S I N G <br>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% <br><br>So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.<br> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://vierges.tripod.com/Sig/Rakka.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:26 pm 
XD XD That's great! <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ffviiac.JPG" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:26 am 
H A R D W O R K <br>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% <br><br>vs.<br><br>Y A R D W O R K<br>25 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 115%<br>--<br>T R U T H<br>20 18 21 20 8 = 87%<br><br>vs.<br><br>B U L L S H * T <br>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% <br>--<br>L O V E<br>12 15 22 5 = 54%<br><br>vs.<br><br>L U S T<br>12 21 19 20 = 72%<br>--<br>B R A I N S<br>2 18 1 9 14 19 = 63%<br><br>vs.<br><br>B I G B R E A S T S<br>2 9 7 2 18 5 1 19 20 19 = 102%<br>--<br>G R E A T I N B E D<br>7 18 5 1 20 9 14 2 5 4 = 85%<br><br>M U R D E R<br>13 21 18 4 5 18 = 79%<br><br>F O R T U N E<br>6 15 18 20 21 14 5 = 99%<br><br>Y A O I<br>25 1 15 9 = 50%<br><br>C O S P L A Y<br>3 15 19 16 12 1 25 = 91% <p><a href="http://buncha-network.com" target="_blank"> <img border="0" src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/boards/bn-button.gif" alt="Buncha-Network.com ^.^" width="88" height="31"></a> | <a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" target="_blank" alt="Heidi-sama's Board">Da Best Message Board</a> | <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/chibi_kori/" target="_blank">Chaos of My mind</a> | <a href="http://pub50.ezboard.com/bjanaslittlehideout" target="_blank">Jana's Little Hideout</a></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:49 pm 
lol I think there's something wrong when greatinbed is less than big breasts. XD<br><br>anyway, found that in my jap class' forums. XD teacher loved it lol <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://vierges.tripod.com/Sig/Rakka.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:04 pm 
* u c k i n g y o u r b o s s <br>5 21 3 10 8 12 7 25 15 21 18 2 15 19 19=200%<br><br><br>*Rymes with mucking <p><center><i><span style="color:red;">Anything said by me does not reflect the views of me or myself.</span></i><br><center><p><a href="http://tenchi-online.com/"><br><img border="0" src="http://www.tenchi-online.com/Swishboard.jpg" width="343" height="91"></a></p><br></center><br><code><OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=4,0,0,0" ID=test WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=68> <PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="http://www.tenchi-online.com/hoildaybanner.swf"> <PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high> <PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#FFFFFF> <EMBED src="http://www.tenchi-online.com/hoildaybanner.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#FFFFFF WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=68 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"> </EMBED></OBJECT></code></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:02 am 
Isn't F 6?<br><br> C h i b i Y o s h o <br>3 8 9 2 9 25 15 19 8 15 = 94% <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ffviiac.JPG" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=chibiyosho>Chibi Yosho</A>  <IMG SRC="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ctfrog.gif" BORDER=0> at: 1/6/04 2:13 pm<br></i>


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 Post subject: Re: Over 100%
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 1:44 pm 
JadenStriker<br><br>10 1 4 5 14 19 20 18 9 11 5 18 = 134%<br><br>Plus 2ndGen<br><br>2 14 4 7 5 14 = 180%<br><br>XD <p></p><i></i>


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 Post subject: POKE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:40 pm 
P O K E<br><br>16 15 11 5 = 47%<br><br>2 Pokes = 94%<br><br>And a war of poking = ???<br><br>::Starts poking JoeTwo::<br><br>10 15 5 20 23 15 = 88 Health Points<br>10 15 5 20 23 15 = 88 Armor Points<br>Total = 176<br>19 20 1 18 20 19 _ 16 15 11 9 = 148 pokes Inflicted<br><br>Armor deflects 88 points<br>60 pokes left<br>JoeTwo has 28 Health points left<br>JoeTwo's next round Health/Armor Total = 116<br>28 health<br>88 armor<br><br>Rules: Names count as armor and health and not as damage, and each letter or number is seporet.<br>Example 223 does not = Two Hudred and Twenty Three 223 = 2 + 2 + 3 = 7<br>All other words count as pokes and not armor<br>Armor is renewed every post and does not accumulate<br>Every time a poster is not poked during a new post that is not his/her own, they gain 10 health points. Poster does not gain health points when he/she post.<br>A poster can only poke one person perpost<br>The poster is the only one that can poke within his/her thread, and cannot use other charactor names<br>Example: Poster X can can type ::Pokes the H3!! out of Poster Y:: but cannot type something like ::and washu halps poster X poke poster y::<br><br>Chibi Yosho<br>3 8 9 2 9 _ 25 15 19 8 15 = 113<br>HP = 113<br>AC = 113<br>Total = 226<br>Did not post, did not recive damge<br>+10 to HP<br><br>kori hakubi<br><br>11 15 18 9 _ 8 1 11 21 2 9 = 105<br>HP = 105<br>AC = 105<br>Total = 210<br>No post, No damage +10 HP<br><br>stunningsteve316<br><br>19 20 21 14 14 9 14 7 19 20 5 22 5 3 1 6 = 179<br>HP = 179<br>AC = 179<br>Total = 358<br>No post, No damage +10 HP<br><br>JadenStriker2ndGen<br>10 1 4 5 14 19 20 18 9 11 5 18 2 14 4 7 5 14 = 180<br>HP = 180<br>AC = 180<br>Total = 360<br>Posted, No HP bonus<br><br>JeoTwo<br>Damaged, No HP Bonus <p></p><i></i>


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