Over 100%?

**Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:12 pm

You know that old thing that's goin' around? Yeah, here's a different take on it. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H * T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullsh*t will put you over the top. But, look how far @ss kissing will take you. * S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you. <div style="text-align:center"> <img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://vierges.tripod.com/Sig/Rakka.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div>

**Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:26 pm

XD XD That's great! <hr /><div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ffviiac.JPG" style="border:0;"/>  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children</div>

**Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:26 am

H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% vs. Y A R D W O R K 25 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 115% -- T R U T H 20 18 21 20 8 = 87% vs. B U L L S H * T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% -- L O V E 12 15 22 5 = 54% vs. L U S T 12 21 19 20 = 72% -- B R A I N S 2 18 1 9 14 19 = 63% vs. B I G B R E A S T S 2 9 7 2 18 5 1 19 20 19 = 102% -- G R E A T I N B E D 7 18 5 1 20 9 14 2 5 4 = 85% M U R D E R 13 21 18 4 5 18 = 79% F O R T U N E 6 15 18 20 21 14 5 = 99% Y A O I 25 1 15 9 = 50% C O S P L A Y 3 15 19 16 12 1 25 = 91% <a href="http://buncha-network.com" target="_blank"> <img border="0" src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/boards/bn-button.gif" alt="Buncha-Network.com ^.^" width="88" height="31"></a>Â | <a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" target="_blank" alt="Heidi-sama's Board">Da Best Message Board</a> | <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/chibi_kori/" target="_blank">Chaos of My mind</a> | <a href="http://pub50.ezboard.com/bjanaslittlehideout" target="_blank">Jana's Little Hideout</a>

**Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:49 pm

lol I think there's something wrong when greatinbed is less than big breasts. XD anyway, found that in my jap class' forums. XD teacher loved it lol <div style="text-align:center"> <img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://vierges.tripod.com/Sig/Rakka.jpg" style="border:0;"/></div>

**Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:04 pm

* u c k i n g y o u r b o s s 5 21 3 10 8 12 7 25 15 21 18 2 15 19 19=200% *Rymes with mucking <center>Anything said by me does not reflect the views of me or myself. <center><a href="http://tenchi-online.com/"> <img border="0" src="http://www.tenchi-online.com/Swishboard.jpg" width="343" height="91"></a> </center> <code><OBJECT classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://active.macromedia.com/flash2/cabs/swflash.cab#version=4,0,0,0" ID=test WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=68> <PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="http://www.tenchi-online.com/hoildaybanner.swf"> <PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high> <PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#FFFFFF> <EMBED src="http://www.tenchi-online.com/hoildaybanner.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#FFFFFF WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=68 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"> </EMBED></OBJECT></code>

**Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:02 am

Isn't F 6? C h i b i Y o s h o 3 8 9 2 9 25 15 19 8 15 = 94% <hr /><div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ffviiac.JPG" style="border:0;"/>  Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children</div>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=chibiyosho>Chibi Yosho</A> <IMG SRC="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ctfrog.gif" BORDER=0> at: 1/6/04 2:13 pm

**Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2004 1:44 pm

JadenStriker 10 1 4 5 14 19 20 18 9 11 5 18 = 134% Plus 2ndGen 2 14 4 7 5 14 = 180% XD

**Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:40 pm

P O K E 16 15 11 5 = 47% 2 Pokes = 94% And a war of poking = ??? ::Starts poking JoeTwo:: 10 15 5 20 23 15 = 88 Health Points 10 15 5 20 23 15 = 88 Armor Points Total = 176 19 20 1 18 20 19 _ 16 15 11 9 = 148 pokes Inflicted Armor deflects 88 points 60 pokes left JoeTwo has 28 Health points left JoeTwo's next round Health/Armor Total = 116 28 health 88 armor Rules: Names count as armor and health and not as damage, and each letter or number is seporet. Example 223 does not = Two Hudred and Twenty Three 223 = 2 + 2 + 3 = 7 All other words count as pokes and not armor Armor is renewed every post and does not accumulate Every time a poster is not poked during a new post that is not his/her own, they gain 10 health points. Poster does not gain health points when he/she post. A poster can only poke one person perpost The poster is the only one that can poke within his/her thread, and cannot use other charactor names Example: Poster X can can type ::Pokes the H3!! out of Poster Y:: but cannot type something like ::and washu halps poster X poke poster y:: Chibi Yosho 3 8 9 2 9 _ 25 15 19 8 15 = 113 HP = 113 AC = 113 Total = 226 Did not post, did not recive damge +10 to HP kori hakubi 11 15 18 9 _ 8 1 11 21 2 9 = 105 HP = 105 AC = 105 Total = 210 No post, No damage +10 HP stunningsteve316 19 20 21 14 14 9 14 7 19 20 5 22 5 3 1 6 = 179 HP = 179 AC = 179 Total = 358 No post, No damage +10 HP JadenStriker2ndGen 10 1 4 5 14 19 20 18 9 11 5 18 2 14 4 7 5 14 = 180 HP = 180 AC = 180 Total = 360 Posted, No HP bonus JeoTwo Damaged, No HP Bonus

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