<a href="http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html" target="blank">The top ten signs that your son is a hacker</a>. Most amusing ^_^ I guess I'd better hand my self in, I'm obviously an evil hacker. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/Ezboard/Sigpic5.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~ Links ~<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk">My Final Fantasy Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.tenchimuyoonline.net/mboard/">Tenchi Muyo! Online Message Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943">Tenchi Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>*falls out of her chair laughing* <br><br>I guess I'm a hacker too, I match everything but 8 and 9. <p></p><i></i>

... Is this a joke? X_x;;; <p></p><i></i>

Oh puh-lease! Who does that jack-ass thinks he is. Ooooh, look out for the ten signs of the evil hacker. What a moron, and on most points, he couldn't be more wrong! <p></p><i></i>

... You do know its a joke? Ever heard of satire :b <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/Ezboard/Sigpic5.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~ Links ~<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk">My Final Fantasy Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.tenchimuyoonline.net/mboard/">Tenchi Muyo! Online Message Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943">Tenchi Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

Hah! Obviously this guy thought his children could do no wrong apparently.<br><br>But honestly, just because someone's a hacker doesn't mean they're always out to screw up government files and such. <p></p><i></i>

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have heard of a joke, and THAT WASN'T FUNNY. It was makin' fun of what I am. <p></p><i></i>

It's an adequacy troll--they do this on purpose to provoke people into making an idiot of themselves. :P <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">blut krieg sieg</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

<Blockquote><B>Quote:</B><HR>Yes, as a matter of fact, I have heard of a joke, and THAT WASN'T FUNNY. It was makin' fun of what I am.<HR></Blockquote>I can see you just don't get it... I hope you don't ever watch Monty Python's Life of Brian ^_^ <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/Ezboard/Sigpic5.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~ Links ~<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk">My Final Fantasy Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.tenchimuyoonline.net/mboard/">Tenchi Muyo! Online Message Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943">Tenchi Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

The person from the story has no clue what "REAL" hacking is, and is jumping to a conclution while his judgement is impaired by ignorance, emotion, and fear.<br><br>He didn't wright that to prevock any one, he did it out of protection, though in doing so he failed because he did not know what he was really talking about and didn't show enough pations rushing to a conclusion if in significant evidance and knowledge.<br><br>That is what is really happening, this is not a joke, or an attempt at prevoking some one else, just an impation act of fear.<br><br>There is nothing here to fear, except fear itself, every thing else is invalid, and should not be ablied. All thoughts of this being a joke or a mallishis act are void as the peices do not fit this sercomstance. Only Impation fear fits this time. <p></p><i></i>

joke or not, he still got several things wrong.<br><br><br>im not a hacker, i spend much time on the computer. i wear baggy clothing. im antisocial, to a certain extent.<br><br>but still, i understood it. didnt think it was funny. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">im playing nagi </div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tarinkim/nagi/nagi7s.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">in Tenchi Muyo Suvivor 4!!!</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub31.ezboard.com/bthecityofcrazypeople"><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/crazynahas/myhomepage/city%20of%20crazy%20people.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong> I</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END-->[/center]<br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"> I am a cucumber!</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> </p><i></i>

The point of this is not to make you laugh at the article but the people replying to it.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/7/18/205013/523">www.kuro5hin.org/story/20...205013/523</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">blut krieg sieg</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>