... "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".<br><br>Turning around, those reading the topic were confronted with Jack Nicholson holding a... <p></p><i></i>

...game.<br><br>Write the "end" of the sentence left by the person who came before you, then start a new incomplete sentence to be finished by the next person.<br><br>Example:<br><br>First poster: I went to...<br><br>Next poster: ...the toilet after a hangover and let out last night's dinner. (Then, he/she starts a new sentence.)<br><br>See how it works? Let's see how far (and twisted) we can take/make this. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Ok, I'll start (of course).<br><br>When I am bored, I...<br><br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

... make shapes in the stars or clouds.<br><br>This may seem odd but it is not as odd as... <p><center><hr /><img border=0 src="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ffviiac.JPG" /><marquee><b>Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, <i>Coming Soon</i></b></center></p><i></i>

...eating scrabled eggs with catsup and spam.<br>I eat four times a day because... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

...I have a spell on me and if I don't I will explode!<br>But I can stop them by...<br><br>Edit: Typo.. Oops ^^;; <p><center><hr><br><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/babyangel732/1046921038_Remusmoony.jpg" border="0" alt="RemusLupin"><br><br><marquee>You are Remus Lupin,the kind werewolf and possibly the sweetest person in the world... ^^ You like to read and love hanging around with your best friends.</marquee> <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/babyangel732/quizzes/Which%20of%20the%20marauders%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which of the marauders are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font></center></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=chibiyosho>Chibi Yosho</A>  <IMG SRC="http://freespace.virgin.net/peter.stephenson2004/ctfrog.gif" BORDER=0> at: 2/24/04 3:17 pm<br></i>

(I assume it's *them* bc it doesn't make sense otherwise hehe)<br>...shouting "Crucio!" with a malicious intent.<br>Lucious Malfoy has tried to kill me... <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://vierges.tripod.com/Sig/Rakka.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

...so many times that his hair is starting to turn gray from his lack of success.<br><br>I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm cold, I don't know what I'm doing, I am so... <p></p><i></i>

...retarded.<br><br>KOS-MOS has told me that... <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> </em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://crucible.250free.com/ravenclawtop.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

...x equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac, all over 2a (yes, the evil Quadratic formula strikes again).<br><br>After entering the temple and avoiding many traps I reached the golden idol. It was sitting on a platform, very likely booby trapped. My only option to avoid triggering the trap was to try and exchange an item of equal weight in the place of the statue as I removed it. As I placed the bag of sand with which I would try to replace the idol into my hand... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...it turns out that the bag of sand was 2 pounds less than desired. Thus, I died a horrible death. =]<br><br>(from Disgaes for those that don't know)<br>Nin nin! I want to be an assassin when I grow up... <p></p><i></i>

...because I look cool in black.<br><br>I decided to paint a picture... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

OK, why don't ZL recap the whole sentance up to the died part? To read it all in paragraph form looks like it might be funnier. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

What???<br><br>I just took it from where JoeTwo left off: "Nin nin! I want to be an assassin when I grow up..."<br><br>Anyway, back to my incomplete sentence:<br><br>I decided to paint a picture... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

..but I ran out of horse dung.<br><br>Mommy mommy she I am going to be a Pretentious B*tch who gets to be.... <p><center>A classic Steve sig cira December 2001<BR><img border=0 src="http://www.unitedanime.com/degen78/MasturStationOR.gif" /></center></p><i></i>

...given Dark Side Of The Rainbow as a gift.<br><br>I Watch it all the time because... <p></p><i></i>