....a pile of squirrel crap.<br><br>ZL and SJE decided to have a skipping rock contest at lake Takanika and ZL was about to make his final throw when he heard a russle in the bushes and.... <p></p><i></i>

...threw his rock in that direction and ran.<br><br>What emerged from the bushes was... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

....a very peevish-looking fella that called himself Kagato and was quite angry that someone broke his minature glasses.<br><br>Kagato then drew a nasty-looking sword and started to chase after ZL when..... <p></p><i></i>

...the heavens opened and rained upon the land lime jello.<br><br>But something wrong was afoot. And there off in the distance... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->(>'.')><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040225.jpg"> Its so sad..but true..</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ('.'<)<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">So are we playing for keeps. <br>The days begin and they don't end for weeks. <br>Leave me left out of anyting to do with you. <br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--></p><i></i>

...a hero emerged, swinging a Cutless!!!<br><br>I am the great AC, he said, as he... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...promptly triped on a rock and hit his face on the hard rocky ground.<br><br>Everyone then pointed, laughed and proclaimed... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->(>'.')><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040225.jpg"> Its so sad..but true..</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ('.'<)<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">So are we playing for keeps. <br>The days begin and they don't end for weeks. <br>Leave me left out of anyting to do with you. <br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--></p><i></i>

Revealed the most attractive bod ever. Its splendor shone in the moonlight (because if it was previously day, it was now night due to the sheer power of its magnificence to attract beautiful backlighting). Highlights ran through his long, dark-brown hair much as thou wouldst desire to run thine own fingers through it, and...and...<br><br>He clipped the comb he had been using during this sparkling display of elegance to the hilt of his cutless (which, for all intents and purposes, was nothing more then a hilt that had been heavily-modified to hold one very fine-tuned haircomb)...<br><br>He joined the fray (that must certainly be happening), and as he did...<br><br>NOOO. I LOST. DAMN YOU MIKE.<br><br><br>Err, so in THIS case...<br><br>EDIT EDIT SNIP SNIP:<br><br>So everyone laughed and proclaimed:<br><br>We shower thee with jewels from the farthest lands of Sasami's radiance! And various other treasures! For in your plight you have tickled our innermost desires for comedy, and though we know you are the utter being of tranquility and style, your faulted trip to the soils have thus cleansed it of the venoms which it once bore.<br><br>AC stood up, brushed himself off, and smiled a gleaming smile.<br><br>And drew the comb from his cutless' hilt/hilt and brushed some dirt from his hair.<br><br>And he said to the throng of admirers...<br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=alphaconqerer>AlphaConqerer</A> at: 3/5/04 4:11 am<br></i>

Eat your hearts out lads.<br><br>Then AC whipped out his cel phone and called Chevy to bring a can of whoop a$$ on Kagato... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=chevybrain@tenchimuyo79943>chevybrain</A>  <IMG SRC="http://www.suncitystreetscene.net/forum/html/emoticons/3gears.gif" BORDER=0> at: 3/5/04 1:04 pm<br></i>

....except Kagato had at that point stolen chevy's favourite car which really really made chevy upset.<br><br>As Kaagto drove down the road, he saw this hot-looking woman hitching her thumb for a ride in which he promptly stopped to pick her and upon the woman stepping in did Kagato realize it was chevy who then said.... <p></p><i></i>

..."You like what you see, Mister?"<br><br>Kagato then replied, ... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...No, not really.<br><br> Kagato then punched chevy in the face which pissed him off something awful and kicked Kagato in the face. Kagato then lost control of the car and they went crashing into a ditch. Kagato and chevy later woke up in a hosipital with many bumps and bruises and called for a nurse who said... <p></p><i></i>

...oh, so you awake huh. Do what to be a guinea pig for my experiments!?<br><br>Kagato looked at his old professor... <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.lindenryuujin.34sp.com/Ezboard/Sigpic6.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>~ Links ~<br>[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.lindenssite.btinternet.co.uk">My Final Fantasy Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.tenchimuyoonline.net/mboard/">Tenchi Muyo! Online Message Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> | <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943">Tenchi Board</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

Chevy replied "Sure, I hear you have magic fingers."<br><br>Kagato's mouth droped and Washu-chan said... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

"-CENSORED-".<br><br>Washu, Chevy, and Kagato looked in confusion at the apex of the godly voice; the doorway.<br><br>A young man with shades and a business suit stood there and adjusted his collar while speaking. <br><br>"Sorry, its just that we can't have you saying things like this to our young, impressionable Cartoon Network audience, you know...here, some 'tea'?"<br><br>Chevy, dismayed at being upstaged by this mysterious figure, cried out: <p>_____________<br>"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."<br><br>-Mark Twain</p><i></i>

"...C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!!! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!!!"<br><br>Chevy then broke out into a song and dance rendition of... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>