"I'm a Little Teapot."<br><br>AC, sensing his imminent upstaging by Chevy and this mysterious figure, chose just that moment to crash through the glass window of the hospital room from outside. <br><br>Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on what kind of upstaging one wishes to achieve) he mistimed his landing, tripped over himself, crashed into Chevy (right in the middle of the lyric "When I get all steamed up, here me shout.)<br><br>The centrifugal force created by a somersaulting AC and a spinning Chevy (since at that point in the song, as anyone knows, you turn a small circle) caused a whirlwind of unstoppable fury, as both crashed into the mysterious person and all 3 went sailing out of the room.<br><br>And then... <p>_____________<br>"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."<br><br>-Mark Twain</p><i></i>

....AC blew a little toot and said, "Whoops! Scuse me."<br><br>chevy then said... <p></p><i></i>

... "And now for something completely different!"<br><br>But no one was listening and... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->(>'.')><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040225.jpg"> Its so sad..but true..</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ('.'<)<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">So are we playing for keeps. <br>The days begin and they don't end for weeks. <br>Leave me left out of anyting to do with you. <br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--></p><i></i>

...everything around them broke out into a frenzy of colors and shapes that went well with the decor of the room.<br><br>Of course, not to be outdone, the Mighty Wizard waved his wand and... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...and gave everyone a seizure induced brain aneurysm.<br><br>"oww" everyone complained as.. <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->(>'.')><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040225.jpg"> Its so sad..but true..</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ('.'<)<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">So are we playing for keeps. <br>The days begin and they don't end for weeks. <br>Leave me left out of anyting to do with you. <br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--></p><i></i>

...the ceiling came crashing down around them.<br><br>"Well, I suppose we'll have to go and ebay to get a new... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...mail order russian bride!!<br><br>As the current one was... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/pancake_rabbit.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END-->(>'.')><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040225.jpg"> Its so sad..but true..</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ('.'<)<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://gokuscrap.homestead.com/files/rabbitwithapancakeonitshead-vi.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">So are we playing for keeps. <br>The days begin and they don't end for weeks. <br>Leave me left out of anyting to do with you. <br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--></p><i></i>

Dead<br>Then Washu-chan turned into adult Washu, took chevy by the hand and took him "away."<br>AC, Kagato and were left mouths a-gape... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub19.ezboard.com/btenchimuyo79943.showUserPublicProfile?gid=deathbeforedishonor>DeathBeforeDishonor</A> at: 3/11/04 4:21 am<br></i>

...as Chevy screamed in protest at the Tenchiboard Censors.<br><br>Suddenly, a sign appeared on the computer screens of those reading this topic which said... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

A big fish and started pumeling the readers.<br>This left a big... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

...rushed out to cure an insatiable hunger for cookies.<br><br>He did not, however, know where to get the... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.ronkartz.com/forums/html/emoticons/fish.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>In response to that fish reply. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.dickwad.net/ot/SlayerSig2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center">"Hashiriya are lonely drivers so, we do not need girlfriends."</div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

The well was dry. The lights dimmed low. Nary an idea came into the heads of those who were trying to write about their memories of what happened that awful day so many years ago when... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/R3K.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/zl/ZLstrat.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>Empires wax and wane; states cleave asunder and coalesce. <br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Swift as the wind, silent as the forest, fierce as the fire, steady as the mountain."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> A banner used by the Takeda clan of Kai (Sengoku Jidai era). </p><i></i>

...thunder crashed outside the house with a loud BOOM! Next, the door slowly opened to reveal an old man bearing a walking stick and wearing robes of some sort.<br><br>Everyone gathered around him and awaited as to what he might say when the old man suddenly said... <p></p><i></i>

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