How too cook varmit

Minagi · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:27 am

Hello ^_^
O.K. I'm a big hunter. A really big one if I want to eat woodchuck. So, I'm wondering if any of you hunt and know any varmit recipies. I'll list the following: Groundhog, Crow, Coyote, Racoon, Opossum, Fox, mink, muskrat, weasel, striped skunk, badger, and beaver. So, appreciate it if anybody knows any good recipies. This might sound disgusting, but I'll try anything new ^_^!

dbd · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:27 am

Just think about the children!

KagatoTEG · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:19 pm

Dbd has a valid point. The Children had much more tender and tasty meat on them. And unless you import them, you're less likely to get Food Poisoning.

Minagi · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:00 pm

Huh? Well, I think the IA air is making me ask these questions. But it's hunting season and we need venison and I keep missing the does and bucks! I'm just wondering if u guys know how to cook these things because I might not get any.

Kunoichi Kotoko · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:12 pm

Mr Death Reincarnated · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:37 pm

the only thing i have learned is that if you are lost in the forest and starving, beat a porcupine to death with a big stick, it is the only meat you can eat raw without any diseases (no i have not done this)> Watch out for any deer or elk that are acting funny. There have been many reports of chronic brain wasting disease in the midwest, have the DNR check your deer or elk before you eat it. Also, avoid eating any meat near the brain or spine.

Minagi · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:25 pm

Yeah, I know. Not about the brain waste thing. Thanks for telling me. Though my deer seems fine when my dad cut off it's scalp. I thought I put squirrel on their. I want too see how it taste like. do u know how to cook 'em?!

Mr Death Reincarnated · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:17 pm

Nein, i stick to food that has been processed, or precut, or frozen. Though I did have elk once, very tasty. I think that joke on the simpsons about fast food was pretty funny...

"The Ribwich"
We take letter grade meat, and process the hell out of it...
(cut to men in smelting plant pouring hot liquid into rib mold)
Krusty: Mmmm, I don't mind the taste!

Zhuge Liang · **Joined:** Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:00 pm **Posts:** 591

I only fish now and then...

...so I can't really help.

Neelick · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:54 am

My advice, is to first remove the buckshot

Minagi · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:09 pm

That's illegal hear. Damn u DNR.

Mr Death Reincarnated · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:18 pm

Fsihing is illegal? Why is it illegal? Just go to nearby state that permits it, the DNR can't stop you from doing that, can they?

Kunoichi Kotoko · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:53 pm

Just go to some shallow water and spear some or something. That should work. Then run away as fast as you can and drive all night.

KagatoTEG · **Posted:** Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:56 pm

If you use a big enough spear, running is not required. Unless you get armed Police... or they have cameras with which to take photos to give to armed Police... Or know your name to give to....

Minagi · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:41 pm

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