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Cerebrate Araq
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There will be no sounds made at all. The only thing I want my child to hear when he is born is...

EARTH!
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.... Call me twisted, but something inside me giggles at the idea of Having a newly born babies first thing to hear to be....

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life."

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YOU WILL BE PLACED IN A SCHOOL THAT'S UNDERFUNDED AND WHERE YOU WILL TAKE WAVES OF MEANINGLESS ASSESSMENT TESTS. YOU WILL GET A LOW PAYING JOB. YOU WILL BE TAXED TO DEATH. YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING WILL BE LOWER THAN YOUR PARENTS. THE ENVIRONMENT IS GOING TO RUIN. WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!

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Well, as funny as it may sound. It's true Zhuge Liang. My bf says that the ABILITY to give birth is a great gift, because alot of people can't do it. But I think I'd rather adopt a child that's already in the world, instead of letting them waste away, and bring another child in. Maybe I'm just a little too serious. :(

I've been a little too close to it
It's sad

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You're right Zhuge Liang, that's the way lives work really. And it's not good!
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I'ved decided this whole "birth" thing needs more experiementation....
Behold! I will make a set of pre-decided phrases be the first thing to be heard by several thousand babies each, then study then as they grow up.

Such phrases as....

"All your Base are Belong to us!"

"My God, it's hidious!"

"No body likes you."

"Will you Marry Me?"

"I like Chocolate."

"LOL"

"Cthulhu Fthgn!"

"I'd like to see some Good Animal action going." (this one's from work, an actual quote apparently)

"We will Rock You!"

"You Rock!"

"You got got Served!"

"Owned."

"My Precious...."

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As to how I'm going to obtain these several thousand women about to give birth, let me assure you, it will be with legal methods....

By which I mean Legal in a little known about South American Country... or something....

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SINCE WE'RE ALL TYPING IN BIG FONT, THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY
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IT'S CALLED "TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET"

TYPING IN BIG FONT IS FUN. IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL
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MY PWR LVL IS 122444344343242345345.5345345345!

WAHTS UR PWR LVL!?!?!??!?!?

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