Several Random Facts about Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf wasn't born. He was Smurfed.

Papa Smurf is the leading cause of Smurf in Medievil Warlock and wizards.

On a high school math test, Papa Smurf put down "Smurf" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Papa Smurf solves all his problems with Smurf.

If everyone in the Smurfs followed Papa Smurfs instructions, things would be no different. Everyone already follows his smurfing instructions. Smurf.

Smurfing Papa Smurf doesn't make him smurf. It just makes him Smurf.

If it smurfs like chicken, smurfs like chicken and smurfs like chicken, but Papa Smurf says it's beef, then it's smurfing beef.

Someone once tried to tell Papa Smurf a "Knock Knock" joke. He found out who was there, who they smurfed for, and smurf smurfed smurf smurfing until smurf smurfing smurfed with an ostrich.

The truth smurfs. But it doesn't smurf as much as Papa Smurf.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Papa Smurf, you're smurfing smurf."


If you hadn't guessed yet, this is my own joke varient on those Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer Random fact things. Here's the Jack Bauer one if you still have no idea what I'm doing.

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

If you have any idea yourself, feel free to add some....

Heh Heh..

I once Read off 1,000 Chuck Norris jokes to my classroom.

They were rolling. Jokes like these, keep the world in a constant revolution.

Hey, if people who right the Jack facts can do it, so can I....
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Heh heh heh....

I need more "fact" though....