I've gotten a couple of emails over the years just like that....I just deleted them....but my main sport is with the phone.....oh hells ya! Anyone get solicitator calls......I paid for an unlisted number; and from the day the line was activated; my first call was a soliciator....and they knew my name!
I like to rant at them in German.....they usually hang up....sometimes they....speak......really......slow.....and ask for someone who speaks english.....but my favs are those in Spanish; they give their schpeal with no time for you to interject and then ask, "te habla Espanol?" ....my reply is in English; and not pretty; usually acusing them of being the "sancha" or "sancho" of my husband(depending on their gender), and wanting to know just why he spends so much time at taco bell.....(what morons.....los betoes...maybe....taco bell....no one spends too much time there ever.....); well they always hang up on me; and now I don't get anymore calls like that!
Ah, well! now that I am learning Japanese; I think I'll mix all 4 and see just how damn dumb and hard up you gotta be to work at these places! I'll switch languages (You can have your own Nigerian scam artist fun! I do it; when the mood strikes me (read: I'm already pissed about something else; or I am bored). Try the cheatin' lover (or spouse) thing.....listen to them squirm - yet try to stick to the script....It's fun! and mean.....but hey....they called you interrrupting your day....not like you called them.....and they can always hang up.....and they will!) Wait! I'll make up my own language!!!!! oh.....new fun project! I gotta record this shit.......with the disclaimer, by law, of course that any calls my be recorded or I can be prosecuted for wire tapping....(even if the assholes called me; unsolicited.....)methinks I can arrange that....our laws always seem to be against the victim.
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.....easily entertained.....but the best entertainment is live, spontainious, and fluid!....and, sincerely.....everyone who witnesses me taking my spam calls laughs so hard, the person on the other end knows something is amiss and moves on by hanging up...try some yourselves....take control! You will laugh...and they will hang up.