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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:02 pm 
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Found a Bohemian Rhapsody parody I wrote for a Creative Writing Class. XD

Loser’s Rhapsody

Is this my highschool?
Is this just pain for me?
Stuck as a real nerd
No escape from their tormenting.
I’ll close my eyes
And hope that someone saves me
I’m just a loser, there is no love for me
Cuz’ I’m not real cool, not real chic
Just a dork, just a geek.
This is how my day goes, these people making fun of me
Of me

Di’ry, just came from gym.
All I wanted was to rest
A jock punch me in the chest
Di’ry, when will this be done?
Cuz’ I don’t want to deal with this each day
Di’ry ooo
Didn’t mean to start to cry
They’ll only tease me more for it tomorrow
What to do, what to do, cause it seems pretty hopeless.

Bell rings, it’s time for class
The kids crowd in the room
As I await my promised doom
Come now everybody- why do you laugh?
It’s not funny to be hit by paper planes
Di’ry oooo (this is how my days goes)
I still wanna cry
I sometimes wish I’d never left home at all

I see a lunchroom filled with jocks a their cruel plans
Mother please! Mother please will you reconsider home school?
Paperballs and slugging, really really bugging me
Somebody please, somebody please,
Somebody please, somebody please
Someone please help me out- be my savior!
I’m just a loser, nobody likes me
He’s just a loser! Mage level 23!
Save him his time from this foul torturing!
Not real cool, not real chic, please leave me in peace!
Heck no you geek! We will not give you peace –give him peace-
Heck no you! We will not give you peace-give him peace-
Heck no you! We will not give you peace-give him peace-
Will not give you peace –give me peace-
Will not give you peace-give me peace-
Heck, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Di’ry please, di’ry please, di’ry please give me peace!
Those dirty jocks have a pounding put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can shove me and laugh when I cry
So you think you can tease me and not tell me why?
Oh nerdy, just can’t help that I’m nerdy,
Just wanna go home, just wanna go home right away

People always tease me
Does anybody see?
People always tease me, people always make fun of me


This is how my day goes…


(And no, this is not inspired by expirence. XD)

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Sell that to Weird Al, like now. I haven't read the whole thing yet andI can tell it's awesome.


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Thanks!

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That's not funny to me at all.

I'm glad however, that this wasn't inspired by experience.
XD

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It's actually more sad than amusing...but I'm happy people enjoy it either way they take it.

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It is.

That's why I'm surprised you called it a parody.

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It's a parody because it would be said to the rhythm of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody".


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The rhythmic likeness doesn't make it a parody.

A parody is humorous, or satirical mimicry.
Assuming my memory can still remember 9th grade.

Nevertheless, it's a good writing.

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It is true that parody's are most commonly affliated with humor.

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Look at my paradoy with that girl I know... IT'S NOT FUNNY! Well, it was at first, but it hurts now... Oh, God I miss her so much *cries*
... oooo.... almost inspired


Awesome job on the raphsody!

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Thanks!

Now I just gotta post more of my work. Maybe I'll do a bit from my fanfiction...I haven't hosted it on a site...but it'd be fun to put some of the good sequences up.

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Darn tootin!

XD

Post more work peeps!

Though I'm one to talk. I haven't written anything in a while.

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:P

I just feel like sharing, my mom burned her hand TERRIBLY, and it's about to disgust me to the point of vomitation.

It's like.. her upper wrist. And it looks like leprosy taking over her hand.

ALL FROM A CURLING IRON!!

She's a ditz. I swear it looks like she did it on purpose though.
Makes me laugh though.

I have no room to talk though, My right hand has burn scars all over it, from fire. XD

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I remember touching a hot woodstove when I was little, but other than that I've never really burnt myself that I remember.

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