Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:47 am

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:30 pm

ugly partner

check pulse

if both male = two black faggots
if one male one female = blacky and Coon xD

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:41 pm

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:10 am

Q. What's the only animal with an ass-hole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:20 pm

A man is walking down the street and sees a little boy riding a toy fire engine that’s being pulled by a Dalmatian.

Unfortunately, the rope is tied around the dog’s balls, and as a consequence, the toy truck is going very slowly.

The man says to the boy, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog’s neck."

"I guess so," says the kid, "but then I wouldn’t have a siren."

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:32 pm

A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his !@#$%^&, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:59 pm

hahahahahahah ^

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:08 pm

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:41 pm

- u have ur work cut out for u at two different parts of the day.
- one fuks people over for you, the other gets fuct over by u
- hmm...i cant think of anyting lol

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:42 am

Q: Whats the object of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back.

Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?
A: A padded headboard.

Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:46 am

Q. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
A. Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q. What's the definition of gross?
A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you f!@# him in the ass.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Jibril · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:44 am

Ryoko

Seto-fan1 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:13 pm

Jibril · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:29 pm

Don't you like the joke?

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