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Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
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Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off.
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Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to f!@# has genital warts? A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
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Q. Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? A. They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.
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A woman in hospital is having a baby. After the baby is born, the doctor picks it up, and bashes its head against the delivery table. Then he throws the baby on the floor and steps on it. The mother is horrified, "What the hell are you doing to my baby?" "April fools," says the doctor, "It was still born."
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room.
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Q. What do old women and dog shit have in common? A. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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