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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy? A. She can only give you lip once! |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to f!@# has genital warts? A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!" |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? A. They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame? A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen! |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
A woman in hospital is having a baby. After the baby is born, the doctor picks it up, and bashes its head against the delivery table. Then he throws the baby on the floor and steps on it. The mother is horrified, "What the hell are you doing to my baby?" "April fools," says the doctor, "It was still born." |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park? A. They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What do old women and dog shit have in common? A. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A. A baby with a black eye! |
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