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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Ok, here is the official joke thread. Q. Whats the definition of disgusting? A. Eating Ramen noodles out of your girlfriends pussy and sucking out a live noodle. |
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| Author: | Jibril [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread |
Maybe you should mark thread as adult? >.> Otherwise we soon have mods get heart attacks as they open youtube videos of different versions of aristocrats joke. Q: How do you make something hidden? A: Like this. (On right hand side in advanced Post a Reply Window, check out colors and click on black ------>) |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread |
Lol, thanks for the advice and help.  All future posts will have the A. in black right underneath the question.Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A. The NBA Q. What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A. A pit bull on a playground. Q. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven? A. A microwave oven won't brown your meat! Q. If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies at all? A. A swallow. |
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| Author: | Akawoa [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:14 am ] |
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| Author: | Kamiki Takeshi Jurai [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:03 am ] |
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That was the only one that was funny. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:24 am ] |
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| Author: | Kamiki Takeshi Jurai [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:25 am ] |
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Because I don't want to. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:30 am ] |
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| Author: | Kamiki Takeshi Jurai [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Since when did I care what other people thought? Besides, I said it was good. |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
ryoko, u are pronz. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A. A whine and cheese party. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his !@#$%^&, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth." |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Adolf Hitler approached the golden gates of heaven and St.Peter stood before him. "name" I am Adolf Hitler. Peter looked down his list and said"sorry your not welcome here". Adolf said" If you let me in I will give you the Iron Cross the highest order in all of Germany" Jesus was standing nearby and told Peter "I will handle this", so he went and saw God and told him" Adolf Hitler is at the gates and if I let him in he will give me the Iron Cross, Germany's highest award. God said "what are you going to do with an Iron Cross, you couldn't even carry your wooden one". |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
Q. What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? A. Crib death. Q. What's the definition of gross? A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you f!@# him in the ass. Q. Which artist had five consecutive hits in one day? A. John Lennon. |
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| Author: | Seto-fan1 [ Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Offical joke thread - Warning!/Adult content |
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday." |
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