Throw an Object at the Next Poster

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:26 am

whilst driving down the street something lands on my lap.
"huh?"
i look down.
................
"OH f!@#!!!"

BOOOOOOM!
my head flys off and hits the next poster!

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:22 pm

As I sit down, a head lands in my lap.

"Oh boy! A severed! I've always wanted one!" I put it into plastic bag and start to run home with it when I accidently kick a rat into the direction of the next poster.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:36 pm

the rat flys into the middle of a soccer match.
hits me on the head and bonce onto teh ground.
so with my obsessive soccer skillz i kick it straight threw the goals
into the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:06 pm

To my surprise the rat i had just kicked came flying straight at me.

"AW F#$&!"

I manage to duck just in time top have it zoom over my head into the direction of the nex poster.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:42 pm

SMACK!

im hit the head by a flying rat!
it falls onto the ground and scurrys
off under the grandstand.

all my friends are laughing their faces off and this makes me
angry, so i storm off to the the bathroom to wash my face of any disease
the rat may have been carrying. when i get to the bathroom a junkie comes running
out screaming, spraying blood everywhere from his arm (the DH must have hit the wrong vein).
so i step outa the way and watch as he pulls out the needle and throws it high into the sky
towards the car park area, hitting the next poster!

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:12 pm

As I slow down to catch my breath, I get a sharp pain in my back. To my horror a syringe has stuck me! And more were falling! I yank the one that stuck me out and throw it to the ground and run for to closest clinic for help.

I then start to hulicinate pick up what I think is a small green hairy monster that was trying to cast a spell on me and throw in the direction of the next poster who looks like a a purple gorillia on a unicycle.

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:29 am

I'm walking down the street when a green Puma shoe with vomit on the bottom is tossed at me and gets all over my new purple shirt. I take off my vomit covered shirt and toss it at the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:33 am

As I'm wondering why my hands are so big, I notice the green hairy monster I threw was coming back at me.

"Get away from me! You can't have my soul!" I scream. I then start running in the opposite direction when a pink elephant crashes into me and I go flying in the direction of the next poster.

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:59 pm

Haha.

Standing on the side of the road with a crowd of people, there seems to be a person flying through the air, coming our way. My motherly instincts tell me to help.

This person crashes down on me; thus sending my piece of bubble gum flying at the next poster.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:44 pm

whilst seeing a a guy get hit head on by another flying person, i notice him spit out a piece of chewing gum.
its hits me straight in the face and i fall back whipping face franticly in disgust!

when i recover shortly after and manage to get it off my face and throw it in a near by bin,
i then proceed to beat the living crap out of a bystander (an old women with her had stuck in a portable fridge)
i christen the final blow by ripping her head right off her torso and then kick it through a window of an oncoming car,
hitting the next poster

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:52 pm

(I'M A GIRL!!!)

I hit the brakes immediately and scream in disgust. I saw the person who kicked it at me, so I run him over with my car.

I take the head from my front seat and hide it in my trunk, and wipe the blood from my car, tossing the bloody towel at the next poster.

Tha Prime Legend Champion · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:51 pm

As I walk down the streets of wherever the hell we are, suddenly I find my face plastered by a bloody towel. After swpiing the towel from my face in disgust and spitting out any of blood that may or may not have gotten into my mouth, I throw the towel on the ground and start stomping on it, muttering something about bloody towels and Samoan Joes.

I suddenly notice an awesome brown fur coat and a gray pimp hat just lying around. Picking up the items of clothling, I start to put on the coat, then the hat. However, bird poop falls from inside the hat onto my head. So, in disgust for my predicament, I scoop the crap into the hat, try to ball it up so that when it unfolds, the poop is scattered all over the inside, and then I chuck the hat at the next poster, thankful that the coat didn't get anything on it.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:52 pm

Still hallucinating, I run from the crowd of talking hippie trees.

"NO! I don't have your gold, talking, magical, diamond encrusted flute! Now leave me alone!" As I'm running away, a talking frisbee dropping brownies flys over my head.

"Oh god, need help!" I pick up dancing prey mantis off the ground and throw at the frisbee, which now looks more like a hat, and into the direction of the next poster.

*If your confused, in a earlier post somebody said they threw syringes at the next poster and I got hit with them and they had some drug in them which is making me hallucinate.

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:25 pm

I'm holding my cup of hot flesh-melting coffee when a praying mantis suddenly falls in it. Can't drink it now.
So I toss the entire cup into a crowd of people, and in the direction of the next poster.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:11 pm

OWWWWW!
WTF!
coffee!

i punch the guy next to me in head (next poster)

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