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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
whilst driving down the street something lands on my lap. "huh?" i look down. ................ "OH f!@#!!!" BOOOOOOM! my head flys off and hits the next poster! |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I sit down, a head lands in my lap. "Oh boy! A severed! I've always wanted one!" I put it into plastic bag and start to run home with it when I accidently kick a rat into the direction of the next poster. |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
the rat flys into the middle of a soccer match. hits me on the head and bonce onto teh ground. so with my obsessive soccer skillz i kick it straight threw the goals into the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
To my surprise the rat i had just kicked came flying straight at me. "AW F#$&!" I manage to duck just in time top have it zoom over my head into the direction of the nex poster. |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
SMACK! im hit the head by a flying rat! it falls onto the ground and scurrys off under the grandstand. all my friends are laughing their faces off and this makes me angry, so i storm off to the the bathroom to wash my face of any disease the rat may have been carrying. when i get to the bathroom a junkie comes running out screaming, spraying blood everywhere from his arm (the DH must have hit the wrong vein). so i step outa the way and watch as he pulls out the needle and throws it high into the sky towards the car park area, hitting the next poster! |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I slow down to catch my breath, I get a sharp pain in my back. To my horror a syringe has stuck me! And more were falling! I yank the one that stuck me out and throw it to the ground and run for to closest clinic for help. I then start to hulicinate pick up what I think is a small green hairy monster that was trying to cast a spell on me and throw in the direction of the next poster who looks like a a purple gorillia on a unicycle. |
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| Author: | TheEvilChibifox [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I'm walking down the street when a green Puma shoe with vomit on the bottom is tossed at me and gets all over my new purple shirt. I take off my vomit covered shirt and toss it at the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I'm wondering why my hands are so big, I notice the green hairy monster I threw was coming back at me. "Get away from me! You can't have my soul!" I scream. I then start running in the opposite direction when a pink elephant crashes into me and I go flying in the direction of the next poster. |
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| Author: | TheEvilChibifox [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Haha. Standing on the side of the road with a crowd of people, there seems to be a person flying through the air, coming our way. My motherly instincts tell me to help. This person crashes down on me; thus sending my piece of bubble gum flying at the next poster. |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
whilst seeing a a guy get hit head on by another flying person, i notice him spit out a piece of chewing gum. its hits me straight in the face and i fall back whipping face franticly in disgust! when i recover shortly after and manage to get it off my face and throw it in a near by bin, i then proceed to beat the living crap out of a bystander (an old women with her had stuck in a portable fridge) i christen the final blow by ripping her head right off her torso and then kick it through a window of an oncoming car, hitting the next poster |
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| Author: | TheEvilChibifox [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
(I'M A GIRL!!!)  I hit the brakes immediately and scream in disgust. I saw the person who kicked it at me, so I run him over with my car. I take the head from my front seat and hide it in my trunk, and wipe the blood from my car, tossing the bloody towel at the next poster. |
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| Author: | Tha Prime Legend Champion [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I walk down the streets of wherever the hell we are, suddenly I find my face plastered by a bloody towel. After swpiing the towel from my face in disgust and spitting out any of blood that may or may not have gotten into my mouth, I throw the towel on the ground and start stomping on it, muttering something about bloody towels and Samoan Joes. I suddenly notice an awesome brown fur coat and a gray pimp hat just lying around. Picking up the items of clothling, I start to put on the coat, then the hat. However, bird poop falls from inside the hat onto my head. So, in disgust for my predicament, I scoop the crap into the hat, try to ball it up so that when it unfolds, the poop is scattered all over the inside, and then I chuck the hat at the next poster, thankful that the coat didn't get anything on it. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Still hallucinating, I run from the crowd of talking hippie trees. "NO! I don't have your gold, talking, magical, diamond encrusted flute! Now leave me alone!" As I'm running away, a talking frisbee dropping brownies flys over my head. "Oh god, need help!" I pick up dancing prey mantis off the ground and throw at the frisbee, which now looks more like a hat, and into the direction of the next poster. *If your confused, in a earlier post somebody said they threw syringes at the next poster and I got hit with them and they had some drug in them which is making me hallucinate. |
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| Author: | TheEvilChibifox [ Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I'm holding my cup of hot flesh-melting coffee when a praying mantis suddenly falls in it. Can't drink it now. So I toss the entire cup into a crowd of people, and in the direction of the next poster. |
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| Author: | space pirate kid [ Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
OWWWWW! WTF! coffee! i punch the guy next to me in head (next poster) |
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