Throw an Object at the Next Poster

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:13 pm

I'm minding my own business when some guy standing next to me, flat out punches me in the head.

"What the f!@# you douche-bag?!"

I take off one of my stilettos and beat the person who punched me.
Then I toss my bloody stiletto to the next poster.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05 am

As I walk out of the bakery in satisfaction of assasins well avoided...

I am hit.

By a pointy shoe.

In my EYE!!

I cry out in pain and agony as I rip off my now broken glasses and attempt to rip the stiletto out of my eye.

Unfortunately...I pull too hard.

My eye flys at the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:52 am

As I stop hallucinating, a white ball hits me in the chest, but not very hard. On further inspection, I find it's a human eye.

"........guess I haven't stop hallucinating. I bet this is actually a gumb ball."

I toss the eye ball into my mouth an chew it once and it explodes with water gushing out of it.

"Ew, worst tasting gumb ball I ever had!" I say to myself. I take it out of my mouth and throw it into the direction of the next poster.

space pirate kid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:44 pm

groveling in the dirt next to a bin like the a homeless bum i notice a gumball
fly towards me!
finally food!
i eat the gumball, its tatses weird....oh well beggers cant be choosers.
an hour later i feel really sick! damn that gumball!
i crawl out onto the path and throw up all over the feet of the next poster!

TheEvilChibifox · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:44 pm

Wow. You've got to be kidding.

That poor crippled kid down the street just spit-shined my new kicks.
Oh well, I guess he can do it again for $5 more bucks.

As the kid is cleaning my kicks, he starts having a seizure.
"Oh great, my rap sheet is long enough already, and now I'm going to be charged with killing a crippled kid!"
I pull the hoodie over my head (covering my face) and pick him up. I shove him in the direction of the next poster, and run away.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:41 am

As I start to walk back to my car, a random lady shoves this seizuring kid into my hands and runs away.

"........Um, I'm not into that lady." I drop the kid and walk away. As I resume walking to my car, a Japanese Giant Hornet buzz's around my head.

"Wow, these things are huge." I say to myself. Just then it fly's straight at me with it's stinger ready. I duck just in time for it to go over my head and sting the next poster who was standing behind me.

PetetheBC · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:03 am

"Well, at least it's not a demon."

I pulled out my handgun, calmly centered the sights on the irate little bugger, and fired. The only remains of the hornet were its disembodied wings, slowly drifting down to the ground.

"That was a little excessive." rasped the cloaked figure standing next to me. He bent over and picked up the hornet's wings, looked over them for a moment, and as he turned he let the wind carry them from his hand and onto the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:43 am

Staring stunned at that fact a man just used a gun to destroy an insect, the remaining wings floated towards me.

"Well.....thats something you don't see everyday." I say. I continue on to my car when a high speed chase goes wizzing by me and heads straight for the next poster.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:56 pm

bkev · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm **Posts:** 2591

"Yay! Sunglasses!" I shout. Alas, they're too dark. I trip, and end up hitting the next person.

The_Dud · **Joined:** Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am **Posts:** 415

as some stranger bumps into me, I loose my balance and I almost fell into that randomly placed fissure that leads to the depths of hell, but i manage to avoid it by using the utility belt's grappling hook, that i had fashioned from from the remains of some innocent creature! then the belt's current features were of no more use to me so i sold it on ebay...(to the next poster)

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:23 pm

As I get back into my car, I turn on my laptop and see I have a new email. I open it up and I see that I got the winning bid on the utility belt that was made from the remains of an innocent creature.

"YES!" I scream, and in my excitment my arm flails out my car window and accidently punches the next poster.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:26 pm

As I cling for dear life to the top of the police car, something focuses in my burred vision. A fist.

I fly off of the police car and it yet another vehicle. As I cry over my plight, I notice that I have landed on the windsheild on an icecream truck. My luck has finally changed!!

Or not.

The driver of the ice cream truck's veiw is blocked by my beaten self. The truck crashes into an alley way, smashing into a brick wall.

The giant clown head that rested atop the truck falls off, landing on the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:59 am

As I pull out of the parking lot, a take a right and a giant clown head lands on the hood of my car. Normally I would swear my head off in frustration but I'm amazed by the fact it's a giant clown head that has hit me.

"Um, WHY!?" I scream after the initial shock has worn off. I get out of my car and pick up the giant clown head, which is hollow and made out of light plastic, and throw it away from my car in the direction of the next poster.

The_Dud · **Joined:** Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am **Posts:** 415

... Takes the clown head and looks at it in a sick demented manner, and hands the next poster a copy of twisted metal:Black!

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