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Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:58 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
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The person I threw the clown head to hands me a copy of Twisited Metal: Black.
"Sweet! Thanks dude! I've been looking for this game."
Just then the video game case to starts to shake and zaps the Ice Cream track that had crashed and where the clown head had come from. The truck begins to morph and turns into Sweet Tooth, and the driver still inside is morphed into the serial killer clown. He screeches out onto the street going full speed into the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:12 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
While searching through my duffel bag I found 2 RPG Launchers and a crate of RPG rounds and I hand the next poster a launcher and keep one for my poor defenseless self.
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
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Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:24 am
Galaxy Police Officer (9)
Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:18 pm Posts: 476 Location: The Netherworld
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While searching for more demons, a random person runs up, and hands the dark cloaked figure an RPG launcher. "Hm, this may come in handy." The figure says. He pulls out another set of thermal goggles, and puts them on. Looking around, he sees a large demon about to pounce on his fellow companion. "DUCK!" the figure yells, and fires at his companion...
_________________ ------------------ "Mankind has no time left..." -Gendo Ikari
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:32 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:20 pm Posts: 399 Location: Enjoying a warm fire in Rosethorn Manor
...the searing heat of the rocket singed a few of the hairs on the top of my head that were unlucky enough to be caught in the crossfire between the RPG and the demon. As I roll to the ground I plug my ears just in time to prevent damage from the deafening crack of the explosion. The foul beast is decimated in the explosion, and the blood and bone fragments rain upon the next poster.
_________________ Not in Cruelty, Not in Wrath, The REAPER Came Today; An ANGEL visited this gray path And took the cube away
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:48 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
I fassion my self a neat little hut from the remains of the Demon, and i invite the next poster inside my beautiful home! Where i give them a neat glowing ball thingy!
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:05 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
GP Classification:
As I start to drive home, I notice a man waving to me from a hut. I pull over and go up to him. I'm invited into his hut composed of somethings remains and I'm handed a glowing ball thingy which I realize is a thermal nuclear grenade.
"OH F-!" is all I can get out before it detonates and the blasts envelopes the entire city destroying every building and burning all life forms to ash. A building that was on the out skirts of the town managed not to be entirely destroyed and bits of it rain down on the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:50 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
luckfully I had built my self a nuclear fallout shelter for a case just like this. but I did not expect such a massive amount of debris to be falling, so as i made my way to the sole surviving building in the outskirts of town I decided to do the hula with the next poster!
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:06 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
GP Classification:
XD Should we start over?
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:55 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
oh yeah! how shall it be started?
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:05 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
GP Classification:
As I run out of the bank with my cash in one hand and my desert eagle in the other, I trip and accidently throw my bag of cash into the direction of the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:47 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
GP Classification:
As I am walking through the streets in search of a lost mask of vile an evil power, I am met with a hit to the face. As I tumble down, hundred dollar bills flutter down. A group of police officers see me and wave their billy clubs in my direction.
One smacks the next poster.
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:46 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
I was hit so hard by that billy club my mustache flew off... <next poster gets mustache>
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:36 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
GP Classification:
As I get up and hide my desert eagle in my jacket, a mustache lands on my face just as one of the bank tellers came out and said "He looked just like that guy without a mustache."
"Oh, he went that way!" I reply and point into a nearby ally. "Well that was luck." I mutter to myself.
As i stroll down the street from the bank I kick a can that hits the next poster.
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