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Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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After I duck in an alleyway to avoid the officers, I am hit prompty with a can. An old homeless man sees it and lunges toward me yelling something about 'it be a good home for Willard!'
I take a step to the side, and the old man charges toward the next poster.
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:37 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
I hug the hobo while he checks my pockets and he find some glowing stick thing and then embeds it into his forhead killing himself instantly and in the process i steal his shoe and give it to the next poster!
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:41 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
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Walking away I notice a nice 7/11 to hold up. As I'm about to cross the street, a random guy hands me a shoe. I look at it with a blank stare and chuck it at the head of the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:59 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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As I am leaving the alleyway, I am hit in the head with a shoe. I am getting rather sick of being hit with things and throw it as hard as I can!
It breaks a bakery window an rains glass on the next poster.
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:45 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
I yell mama mia thats nota gooda, youa broka mya windowa! i become so angry that i decided to give pastries to the next poster!
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:42 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
GP Classification:
After breaking the bakery window, a crazy mustache wearing Italian man hands me pastries. O_O
I don't quite understand WHY...but I'm not about to waste some quality food.
As I take a bite of one particularly plump looking pastry, some of the filling squirts onto the next poster.
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:39 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
GP Classification:
As I'm walking by an alley way, something squirts onto my jacket...it's white.
"Oh god!" I yell. I look for the pervert who did it and lift up a trash can and throw down the alley way in hopes of scaring him out and it hits the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:39 pm
Unclassified Lifeform (1)
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:27 am Posts: 6 Location: Chicago
Waking up from my daily nap in the large garbage bin in the alley, I discover this strange white substance on my shirt and my wool cap. Angered with disgust, I leap out of the garbage can, go into a maniacal rage and throw my white substance covered wool cap AT the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:09 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
GP Classification:
Seeing the angry man hop out the trash can I just threw, grow incredibly confused. He then takes of his jacket and throws it at me. I leap out of the way and land on the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:54 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
as I was curb stomped by some radical manic, my jaw busted and a tooth of mine hit the next poster.
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:23 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
I realize that all just a really bad "tripp" from those shrooms i found! -gives the shrooms to next poster!-
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:23 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
walks by the next day and finds the shrooms a day later, but realizes that thew are actually just protabella mushrooms, and then I imediately see a psychiatrist and send the bill to the next poster with some blackmail attached saying pay or else.
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
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