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Author:  supergirlcomix [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm ]
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After I duck in an alleyway to avoid the officers, I am hit prompty with a can. An old homeless man sees it and lunges toward me yelling something about 'it be a good home for Willard!'

I take a step to the side, and the old man charges toward the next poster.

Author:  The_Dud [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:37 pm ]
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I hug the hobo while he checks my pockets and he find some glowing stick thing and then embeds it into his forhead killing himself instantly and in the process i steal his shoe and give it to the next poster!

Author:  Paintedawg [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:41 am ]
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Walking away I notice a nice 7/11 to hold up. As I'm about to cross the street, a random guy hands me a shoe. I look at it with a blank stare and chuck it at the head of the next poster.

Author:  supergirlcomix [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:59 pm ]
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As I am leaving the alleyway, I am hit in the head with a shoe. I am getting rather sick of being hit with things and throw it as hard as I can!

It breaks a bakery window an rains glass on the next poster.

Author:  The_Dud [ Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:45 pm ]
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I yell mama mia thats nota gooda, youa broka mya windowa! i become so angry that i decided to give pastries to the next poster!

Author:  supergirlcomix [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:42 am ]
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After breaking the bakery window, a crazy mustache wearing Italian man hands me pastries. O_O

I don't quite understand WHY...but I'm not about to waste some quality food.

As I take a bite of one particularly plump looking pastry, some of the filling squirts onto the next poster.

Author:  Paintedawg [ Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:39 am ]
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As I'm walking by an alley way, something squirts onto my jacket...it's white.

"Oh god!" I yell. I look for the pervert who did it and lift up a trash can and throw down the alley way in hopes of scaring him out and it hits the next poster.

Author:  EmperorKagato [ Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:39 pm ]
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Waking up from my daily nap in the large garbage bin in the alley, I discover this strange white substance on my shirt and my wool cap.
Angered with disgust, I leap out of the garbage can, go into a maniacal rage and throw my white substance covered wool cap AT the next poster.

Author:  Paintedawg [ Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:09 am ]
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Seeing the angry man hop out the trash can I just threw, grow incredibly confused. He then takes of his jacket and throws it at me. I leap out of the way and land on the next poster.

Author:  The_Dud [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:54 pm ]
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as I was curb stomped by some radical manic, my jaw busted and a tooth of mine hit the next poster.

Author:  Paintedawg [ Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:51 am ]
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Thinking theirs nerve gas in the alley with all the crazy people, I make run for the street when a tooh hits me on the chin.

"My god this alley is screwed up!" I pick up another trash can and throw it down the alley to make my escape.

Author:  The_Dud [ Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:23 am ]
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I realize that all just a really bad "tripp" from those shrooms i found! -gives the shrooms to next poster!-

Author:  Paintedawg [ Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:30 am ]
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A man acting like nothing is going on hands me some shrooms.

"Well I guess that explains why he's acting like everything is normal."

I chuck the shrooms out into the street at the next poster.

Author:  The_Dud [ Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:23 pm ]
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walks by the next day and finds the shrooms a day later, but realizes that thew are actually just protabella mushrooms, and then I imediately see a psychiatrist and send the bill to the next poster with some blackmail attached saying pay or else.

Author:  Paintedawg [ Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:46 am ]
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I track down te person who wrote the letter and beat the crap out of them, kicking my shoe off in the process at the next poster.

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