Throw an Object at the Next Poster

Tseyluna Lee · **Posted:** Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:58 pm

I'm watching 2 dudes fight and the attacker's shoe flies off in my direction. I catch it with one hand, and run off home.
"Mom, can I keep him?"
My mother says nothing and takes the shoe from me. She throws it out the window and it bounces of the head of a deranged dog. Foaming at the mouth he starts running in the direction of the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:30 pm

As I walk in the direction the person wen't who took my shoe after it flew off my foot, an Irish Wolfhound Gray Wolf Hybrid appears and starts charging at me.

"Holy f$ck! It's huge!" I yell as it runs at me with foam coming out of it's mouth.

"CRAP!" I run to a tree and climb up it. The dog patrols around the bottom. It turns out the tree is an apple tree. I pick a not yet ripe apple off and thow it. The irish wolfhoun/wolf hybrid runs off in the direction I threw the apple.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:47 pm

As I finally decide to brave the streets once again, I see something red and shiny flying in my direction. With an agile side step, the apple flys part me.
"Phew!"
I then turned to see the rabid dog.

...sometimes it sucks to be me.

The dog lunges forward, and thinking quickly I bust out my Ocarina! Not having any CLUE about what to play, I twitter out Epona's song and the dog calms. I decide to pull a Midna and ride the dog about.

We hurry past the next poster in search of adventure.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:40 pm

I finally get out of the tree and the dog runs past me with a girl on it.

"...I need help." I say to myself. I head over to my doctors office and on the way I pick up a rat and throw it at a guy teasing some children.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:17 am

The guy gets up and stares at me for a few seconds.

"FWAHOOGOOGAWDS!" He screams and starts running at me. Luckily he tripped and his coffee mug wen't flying at the next poster.

bkev · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm **Posts:** 2591

"MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!" bkev cried. Then, he trips... throwing his school books up in the air.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:20 pm

Just then, I, along with my wolf companion, run past bkev. I catch his books on the way.

"My GOSH! One of these is an OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK! Because I am ever so HEROIC and VALIANT, I shall THROW THE LAST FEES AT THE NEXT POSTER!"

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:34 pm

Some crazy chick comes up to me and gives me a bill for an overdue library book.

"...what the hell?" I aks myself. Since the book wasn't checked out in my name I dumped the bill, and for the hell of it, pick up a rock and throw it the next poster.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:57 pm

My wolf lets out an ear peircing squeal, and I, being a conserned pet owner, look back to see what the matter is.

Some jerk is throwing rocks at me.

WTF?

I decide that I'm not going to put up with THIS crap. I rummage through my bag and bring out FIRE ARROWS!

I notch on into my bow and send it flying a nearby gas tank.

I feel sorry for the next poster.

Paintedawg · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:14 pm

An explosion occurs behind me and I'm throw into the next poster.

bkev · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm **Posts:** 2591

This man casually walks by, as someone explodes right into him. This exploding man continues forward, going onto the next person.

supergirlcomix · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:19 pm

I am hit with a piece of meat.

Oh wait.

It's a living breathing person.

Wait...are they breathing?

Oh Crap.

I steal a hobo's shopping cart and shove the person inside pushing them down the street towards the next poster as I run away.

bkev · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm **Posts:** 2591

XD! The hobo cart flies past me, into the next poster.

PieEyedDragon · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:12 am

The cart bounces off my tail, and careens toward an opossum, who is possibly crazed; and then it heads toward the next poster; while the Crazed Opossum plays dead.

bkev · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm **Posts:** 2591

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