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| Author: | Tseyluna Lee [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I'm watching 2 dudes fight and the attacker's shoe flies off in my direction. I catch it with one hand, and run off home. "Mom, can I keep him?" My mother says nothing and takes the shoe from me. She throws it out the window and it bounces of the head of a deranged dog. Foaming at the mouth he starts running in the direction of the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I walk in the direction the person wen't who took my shoe after it flew off my foot, an Irish Wolfhound Gray Wolf Hybrid appears and starts charging at me. "Holy f$ck! It's huge!" I yell as it runs at me with foam coming out of it's mouth. "CRAP!" I run to a tree and climb up it. The dog patrols around the bottom. It turns out the tree is an apple tree. I pick a not yet ripe apple off and thow it. The irish wolfhoun/wolf hybrid runs off in the direction I threw the apple. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I finally decide to brave the streets once again, I see something red and shiny flying in my direction. With an agile side step, the apple flys part me. "Phew!" I then turned to see the rabid dog. ...sometimes it sucks to be me. The dog lunges forward, and thinking quickly I bust out my Ocarina! Not having any CLUE about what to play, I twitter out Epona's song and the dog calms. I decide to pull a Midna and ride the dog about. We hurry past the next poster in search of adventure. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I finally get out of the tree and the dog runs past me with a girl on it. "...I need help." I say to myself. I head over to my doctors office and on the way I pick up a rat and throw it at a guy teasing some children. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
The guy gets up and stares at me for a few seconds. "FWAHOOGOOGAWDS!" He screams and starts running at me. Luckily he tripped and his coffee mug wen't flying at the next poster. |
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| Author: | bkev [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
"MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!" bkev cried. Then, he trips... throwing his school books up in the air. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Just then, I, along with my wolf companion, run past bkev. I catch his books on the way. "My GOSH! One of these is an OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK! Because I am ever so HEROIC and VALIANT, I shall THROW THE LAST FEES AT THE NEXT POSTER!" |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Some crazy chick comes up to me and gives me a bill for an overdue library book. "...what the hell?" I aks myself. Since the book wasn't checked out in my name I dumped the bill, and for the hell of it, pick up a rock and throw it the next poster. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
My wolf lets out an ear peircing squeal, and I, being a conserned pet owner, look back to see what the matter is. Some jerk is throwing rocks at me. WTF? I decide that I'm not going to put up with THIS crap. I rummage through my bag and bring out FIRE ARROWS! I notch on into my bow and send it flying a nearby gas tank. I feel sorry for the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:14 pm ] |
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An explosion occurs behind me and I'm throw into the next poster. |
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| Author: | bkev [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:57 pm ] |
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This man casually walks by, as someone explodes right into him. This exploding man continues forward, going onto the next person. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I am hit with a piece of meat. Oh wait. It's a living breathing person. Wait...are they breathing? Oh Crap. I steal a hobo's shopping cart and shove the person inside pushing them down the street towards the next poster as I run away. |
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| Author: | bkev [ Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
XD! The hobo cart flies past me, into the next poster. |
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| Author: | PieEyedDragon [ Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
The cart bounces off my tail, and careens toward an opossum, who is possibly crazed; and then it heads toward the next poster; while the Crazed Opossum plays dead. |
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| Author: | bkev [ Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
it ? |
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