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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I wake up with 3rd degree burns on parts of my body and I'm in a shopping cart. I slowly and painfully get out of the cart and make my way towards the nearest hospital. As I'm walking, the shopping cart that I was in starts to roll away into the next poster. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Hmm, hmm, hm, hmmm, I'm humming merrily away as three sets of flashing blue lights in my rear view mirror attempt to get my attention. Now driving 80 mph down a suburban boulevard a shopping cart suddenly rolls lazily out into the road in front of me ... "Eeeeeeepp!" I yell as I yank the steering wheel hard to the right. The tires squeal as I careen down a side street and the three police cars slam into the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As if my luck isn't as has run out, making my way to the hospital 3 police care crash into me...luckily they all end of crashing together and I end up unharmed from them but stuck in a small pocket of mangled metal. I start to push the scrap of metal out of my way to get free and continue to the hospital when 1 of the tires break loose of the police cruiser and starts to roll into the next poster. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I pull my car into the last space at my company's parting lot. "Wow, good thing I wasn't late!" I say to myself with a smile. Opening the door of my car, I get out and stand up just in time to have a loose car tire roll into my butt. "Eeeek!" I shout in surprise as I throw my scalding hot cup of McDonald's coffee at the next poster. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
My Wolfish friend is not happy. He has just been splashed in the face with scalding how coffee. I attempt to calm down my fanged friend. I find an ice chest nearby and nurse the poor wolf's burns. Eventually, the ice melts, and I throw the watery bag at the next poster. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Grumbling over my loss of essential life stimulant, I stalk angrily up to my company's front door. I mutter something a little unspeakable about the unspeakable coffee that comes out of the company vending machine. Just as I grab the door handle and pull it open a wet bag of unspeakably cold water explodes against the back of my head and neck. Eeeeeeek! I shriek in utter shock as I yank the door off its hinges and toss it at the next poster. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
I am hit. A door collides with me, and I topple into the ice chest. OH MY DEARY GOODNESS! COLD! I let out a loud scream, which reaches the ears on the next poster. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
For a few moments I remain standing there frozen in shock. The thought of caffeine stimulation has utterly fled my mind as, standing there wide-eyed in stunned silence, I am now awake. From my trance I am jolted by the sudden sound of an ear piercing scream. Awareness returns and I feel the cold wetness continue to ooze down my back and, quite unpleasantly, I become aware that an overweight, middle-aged co-worker is now laughing at me. For a moment I consider shrugging it off and laughing at myself, but the consideration didn't last as I grab my annoying co-worker, turn him around, and shove him into the next poster. |
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| Author: | supergirlcomix [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
O_O I have been hit. With Sweaty Fat. T_T GROSS. I had just managed to escape from the icechest when a fatman collided with my face. I appropriately slapped him, sending his toupe' flying across the street. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
A few moments later I was back in my car driving home again. There wasn't any way that I was going to wear wet clothes all day at work so going home to change was the only option. And besides, taking an unplanned day off was starting to sound really good. So as I peeled out of the parking lot onto the main road, a small, smelly, furry, animal-like thing flew through my car window and landed in my face. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!" I screamed in panic and floored it. Unable to see where I'm going I drive into the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Just as I get out of the hospital with all my injuries healed, a car comes careening into me! I'm launched into the air and land on a park bench. They're was a cat sleeping on the other end of the bench and it is sent hurling through the air onto the next posters face. |
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| Author: | mjhennessey [ Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Still screaming wildly down the street, I somehow manage to not kill myself in a car wreck and pull the small furry thing off of my face. Jamming on the brakes I stop and look behind me. The street looks like a scene from the Blues Brothers movie. Just as I turn around again, another furry animal like thing lands in my face. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek" I scream again and accidentally deploy my car's ejector seat. (Car was designed by Washu XD) As I pull the small furry thing off of my face (I'm getting good at this) I now find myself flying through the air into the next poster. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek" |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
As I'm trying to get back to my house, I see this lady whose been hurled into the air by her cars ejector seat and now she was heading straight for me! I duck just in time and she goes flying over my head into the next poster. |
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| Author: | bkev [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
This next poster was TRYING to take a break from getting hit by stuff, but he failed! This woman flew right at him, and he was unable to dodge. They both then began to roll down a hill, DEFINITELY hitting the next poster. |
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| Author: | Paintedawg [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster |
Some how after I dodged the lady, she hit someone else and began rolling down the hill with that person and for some reason not explained, I was now at the bottom of said hill. I get out my hockey stick and shoot them both into a nearby wood chipper that was left on by one of the DPW's employees. >:D |
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