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Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:41 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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A bullet is sent straight through my shoulder! Where has this bullet come from?
I look around and notice that I am not the only victim of this specific bit of metal. Bkev too has been hit.
BKEV IS NOW MY BULLET BROTHER!
I tackle Bkev and we both slam into the next poster.
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Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:35 pm
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Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm Posts: 2591
LE BULLET BROTHERS ATTAAACK! Only, they land on each other. This collision causes bkev's almost non-existent brain to fall out, hitting the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:23 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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Ahh!! My brother's brain has hit me in the face!
"Oh no my brother! We must save your cranium!"
I shove the brain up bkevs nose until it shifts to the correct position inside of his head.
Unfortunately, it caused a sneaky puddle of blood for the next poster to trip on
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:01 am
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 718 Location: Masaki Shrine
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I watch two idiots in the park falling on each other.
"I guess it's idiot mating season." I say to my self. As I walk up to them to end this horrible scene I slip on a puddle of blood and my hockey stick goes flying at the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:57 pm
Galaxy Police Officer (9)
Joined: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:16 pm Posts: 564 Location: In the Darkness?
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Some hours later I wake up at the bottom of a deep gully. Pulling my hair from my face ... this time it's really mine and not a furry thing ... I painfully sit up. Every part of me hurts. Yes, I really should have taken the day off. As I more painfully stand up, I try to brush the mud and dirt from my clothes but without result. One step at a time I painfully walk up the side of the gully. As soon as I reach the top ...
Eeeeek ...
my scream ends with a hollow *thok* sound as the butt of a hockey stick hits me squarely in the forehead and I fall down backwards.
Owwiess ... I wanna go home ...
The hockey stick sails onward impaling a nearby oak tree. Slowly the Oak tree tilts over and falls on the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:08 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:01 pm Posts: 824 Location: Tucson, AZ
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Whilst resting under this wonderfully shading oak tree I hear a commotion.
Looking around, unable to discern the direction of the fray I peek around to see a ridiculous bit of hockey stick flying my way.
Quick to turn, I trip on a root. The loud clank of wood stops my heart, but only for a second as it beats fast enough to go back in time, well, nearly. Luckily I broke the trees fall with my entire body.
Upon impact my arm pops off, with little spray to be seen, at the next poster.
Post subject: Re: Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:05 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
randomly i find an apendage hurdling at me, i then catch it and debate what i should do with it. I then take the arm and slap the next poster challenging them to a duel!
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