(catches the basket)

A picnic basket? Aw, there's no food in it!

(drops the basket and throws the blanket in it behind her)

-finished the coconut pie and walked down the street when she was suddenly hit by a basket witha blanket-

OW! AGAIN?! I HATE DIS BASKET!!!!!!

-throws it at hobo next poster-

*is hit on the head with the basket*

How did that get through my cardboard box? Hey... a basket! Maybe it's got a baby in it!

*looks*

Grrrr.... the nerve of some people...

*tosses it over shoulder*

-dodges and lets the army of emotions go to the next poster-

-_-

Catches ashes (with my eye), runs around screaming for 30 minutes, gouges out eye, and promptly throws at next poster.

Arg, I reely do miss ma eye. Arr.
<is still a pirate ghost>
Arrg, what be that?
<catches eye>
Yay! I mean, Arrr! A new eye!
<puts it in his own eye socket. It falls through his ghostly form>
Arrr. What a pity. Wait, how did I even catch it in the first place?
<thinks>
What, I'm not a Pirate Ghost, I'm a poltergeist! Yay! Now what do poltergeists do? Oh yeah, throw chairs and sharp objects around!
<throws chairs and sharp objects at next poster>
Arg. Wait, I'm not a pirate ghost.

on some planet, a priest who looks related to someone very familiar walks down the street. His bright blue eyes open wide as ducks to avoid sharp objects, barely skimming his blonde hair. He takes out a starnge looking holy carving, and in his right tanned hand, aims at poltergeist and screams "THE POWER OF TSUNAMI COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF TSUNAMI COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER..." looks down, "OOOH, SHINY!" and bends down to pick up a coin. "I Know cousin Mi..." he says before getting hit by chair. "ouchie" he says quietly. A figure in a black cloak in an internet cafe across the street sees this and stops brainstorming for fics. "Glad that wasn't me." And throws a sythe at next poster.

-catches the sythe-

Cool...

-kills this ugly, stupid etc. girl and tosses it to the enxt poster-

At last she dead... ^.^

The dead body lands on the aformentioned priest (still looking at his shiny objects) in a suggestive manner. I take a photo with my polaroid, then throw the fresh, still dark print at the next poster.