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Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I trust no one, not even myself.
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?
If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.
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...some undisclaimed reason I'd rather not mention right now.

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A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I trust no one, not even myself.
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?
If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.
good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.


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