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Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:58 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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...been doing something productive, like walking on their elderly neighbor's lawn until they were beaten with a cane.
This is productive because...
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:59 pm
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Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
...kindness shall prevail over dirty deeds.
the old lady in the shoe lived there because...
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:16 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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...in a shoe with an old woman who's crazy is either locked up there OR...
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:48 am
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Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
...It was free of charge to live there for the first 3 months.
After those 3 months...
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:40 pm
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Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
...somewhat problematic!
The Debris from the implosion also caused...
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:52 pm
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Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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....the sea turtles ate small children.
Parents were given the following advice:
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:39 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:20 am Posts: 415
... a deer out fit during hunting season, so the sea turtles don't recognize them.
Sea turtles won't recognize them because...
_________________
A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. I trust no one, not even myself. Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas? If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic. The only real power comes out of a long rifle. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. good ole soviet rule, when times were simple; life and death, thats it.
Post subject: Re: People who ate crayons as children...
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:47 pm
A-1 Class Criminal (3)
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:10 pm Posts: 1903 Location: Lamenting on Spiral Hill
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....They're too busy dressing in preparation of attending Lord Pennyfeather's teaparty, which is a very regal event that is very top hat and tail coat.
If bkev was to attend the party, he would most likely wear...
_________________ ~*~Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time. . . That is up to you. -Happy Mask Salesman ~*~
~*~The right thing.. what is it? I wonder, if you do the right thing, does it really make everyone happy? -Child on the Moon, Majora's Mask ~*~
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