Forte looked at the scene around him, perched on a building overlooking the main square. Usually the shops would close at night (I think this is the case, memory a tad foggy), but Forte had sent the meanest looking Robot Masters round to each shop and building, demanding they open at night. Forte looked round at the lights around him. They still used flame based torches. How primative.
"Robot Masters, and... heros who seem to be trying to keep a watchful eye on us, curse them, and their beedy eyes..., Welcome to a Night to remember! Now Bring Out the B33R!!"
This caused a cheer among most of the travellers, but looks of confusion from the natives.
".... Beer. Ale. Alcohol.... Ummm Something to drink?"
The last suggestion caused some recognition among them, and they soon brought out glasses filled with...
">statooie< Milk?!?!?!? Oh you have got to be kidding me! Right Well, bring out the Ho-"
A nervious robot master made a little cough.
"We ummm already checked. None."
"... Well what about clubs?"
"... none of the type you're looking for, nor any other type."
"Well are there ANY girls in town? Bring them all Out! NOW!"
"Yes Sir!"
"Well this is looking like a failure already... Everyone else might as well go about their business..."
"You mean like burning stuff, like houses?"
"Huh? Oh yeah, sure, go knock yourselves out..."

At the Bomb Bowling Alley, BombMan was showing how it is done. The Owner was beginning to get worried he would be out of business by the morning. The Shooting gallery was also very busy. Forte soon made his way here after his speaches on the rooftop to show his skills off. The Flame based robot masters were trying to set fire to any house they could see. And a fun time was being had by all.

Well almost all. From the window of a hotel/inn a familar old man's face appeared, complete with night cap.
"Keep it down you noisy lot! Bloody ungrateful robots!"


(One more note, I'll be away next week. I may try to bring the link with me to post some time, but it will probably be difficult.)

Keely walked along the square in the small village, which was lit up by fire. She could hear loud noises and laughter coming from the bomb and archery shops, and several of Wily's robots were setting the roofs of the houses on fire, much to the owners' evident dismay. Keely didn't quite get why everyone was so worried, since she was a member of a nomadic society and had had only enough experience with fire to know it could be extinguished by water. Keely didn't mind that it was dark out, which was causing some other of the other "champions of justice" to have trouble navigating; she could see in the dark just fine with her sonar. Nor did she feel any hint of fatigue; as a dolphin Keely did not sleep. However, she was feeling the need to satisfy other matters. Keely was getting fairly hungry; the annoying faerie Navi had neglected to feed them or provide where food could be found. Keely figured that one of the human members of her party could help her with that problem, . . . and maybe with the other one, too.

Walking towards the shooting gallery, which was one of the few buildings in complete shape, Keely walked right inside and headed unerringly in the failing light to Irvinekinneas, the self-proclaimed "ladies' man." If that meant what Keely thought it did . . .

"Hello, Irvinekinneas," Keely greeted the SeeD, who was watching the robots shoot while patiently waiting for his turn. "Are you tired of this yet? Want to do something else?"

*Navi's worst fear had come true...second worst fear if you're counting frogs. Metal creatures that she is responsible for were terrorizing the good citizens of the Hyrule village. She only wished she had someone to fight these fires. After all, only a few mechanical creatures were creating havoc.*

Navi: Listen! I've got to think of something...

*Always short, but never short on creativity...Navi began to form an idea...*

OoC: Hope you don't mind if I generate the plan, Mihoshisman!

IC:

The small fairy buzzed about as it formed a plan to resolve this latest problem. Fluttering around in a circle (followed by other peculiar geometric shapes), Navi finally broke into a mad flight toward the heart of the town square.

Meanwhile, Squirtle lay dormant in a small fountain, floating carelessly on the quiet waters. The unfortunate Pokémon endured a great deal of hardship in that wretched forest...and speaking of hardship...

"You there! Turtle/Squirrel hybrid! Wake up!!!" a winged ball of light shouted fearlessly in the creature's face. Squirtle opened an eye at the noise to see the source of it all.

Squirtle gritted its teeth as it shook its small fist at the fairy and recalled all the torment it endured in that forest. The mazes, the monsters, the odd sound of frogs and crickets...

"Squirtle Squirt Squirtle! Squirt Squirt Squirtle Squirt! Squirtle? Squirtle Squirtle Squirt Squirtle Squirtle Squirt! Squirtle?! Squirt?!?"

"I really must find a way to understand this...animal...creature...errrr...thing..." Navi thought. "Listen, you!" the fairy said aloud, "there are fires burning in the town! Can't you see it? Or even smell it? You've got to hurry and put out those fires!"

A big grin crossed the turtle's lips (do turtles even have lips?). This was its specialty...its calling even. Squirtle whipped out a pair of black sunglasses from thin air and put them over its eyes.

"Squirtle!" it shouted eagerly, throwing a fist into the air. It dashed toward the fires with confidence, glad to do something it knew it was good at.

"My, that wasn't as bad as I thought..." Navi thought to herself.

Squirtle began to unleash a frentic Water Gun attack on the small huts, houses, and stores that were encased in flames.

Forte noticed the Water, and had a brainwave.
"All Aquatic Robot Master, go and spray Everything with water!"
Navi turned surprised at Forte's sudden change of heart.
"We're going to have a Pool Party as well! Flood Everything that would make a good pool!"
Navi turned away, no longer surprised. Forte continued to divulged his plans further.
"All Beautiful ladies must Now get changed into Swimsuits..."
"What?!?!? No way! Not to satisfy you perverts!"
Le Blanc was suddenly drenched with water.
"...Or they must take part in the Wet T-Shirt contest. By the way, I'm the judge of that... And the swimsuit contest... And babes Only! GeminiMan, take off those bikinis NOW!"

Finally reaching the village (He had stopped to make some minor adjustments to his translator-device, which he had currently set to multipy itself), Corak was genuinely disappointed that the entire setting had already fallen into turmoil.
"This is definately not a constructive action towards the goal of the mission." Corak noted, and immeadiately darted towards the nearest villager.
"I would suggest that you escape from this place while you can. I assume that you would greive a little about your homes, but they will be rebuilt. Your lives are more important." Corak told the villager, then proceeded to begin telling the others. He did not have any intention to waste his time rescuing such easily replaced things as material possessions, but he was concerned with preserving the lives of innocent, if a little gullible, beings.
But what was it with these creatures and their hormonally-charged antics? It did not seem to really help them in their objective, after all...

If the people of Hyrule Town had chanced upon the abandioned building near the end of town that night, they would have heard a great deal of noises that weren't part of their normal daily lives.

"Ah! Faster, faster!"

"YES! Selphie!"

" . . . Wait a minute. Who is this Selphie, that you're thinking of her right NOW?"

Thankfully, before the situyation could degenerate further, Navi flew in the building. "Keely, thank Nayru! Listen, we need your help! Many of the buildings are catching on fire, and, as an aquatic creature, we need your help in putting them out!"

"All right," Keely said immediately. Doing things like this was part of being a dolphin, after all. "See you later, Irvinekinneas," she said to the man who had been lying next to her until just recently. "I'll see you later."

On her way out, Keely heard Navi trying to convince Irvinekinneas to help fight the fires as well.

Ooc: I was hoping the squirtle squad would show up...

Ic:

*Navi was slightly embarassed...suspecting she had flown in on something she shouldn't have...but she didn't have time to concern herself with such a matter at this time. Now the town wasn't burning but soaking...*

Navi: *thinking* They just go from one extreme to the other...

*Navi watched as confused girls ran from the mechanical creatures as they were being shot with water. The couple in love hid in fear, the thief was in heaven, and the bug loving girl seemed...bugged. Only the matronly dog owner was having fun getting wet. Navi could not understand what was going on.*

Navi: Listen! Metal creatures...why do you attack these young women? They are not the enemy.

*Getting only laughter and a blast of water in reply, Navi went off in search of someone who this bunch of miscreants would actually listen to.*

Now that the fires were out and her most beloved element, water, was in abundance, Keely couldn't have been more delighted. She behaved like a cabbit in a room full of carrots, sliding trough the streams of water flowing pell-mell therough the town streets, splashing and getting splashed in return.
She didn't even take notice of Forte and his cohorts ogling all the women in town. But there was something missing.

Walking up to the town well, being careful not to fall in or get too close, Keely sent her awareness far down into the earth and diverted the flow of the underground rivewr that fed the well. In a few minutes, there was a loud cracking sound and a spout of water broke free from the ground a small ways away.

"Ahh! My house!" someone yelled. Keely grinned. "Now we even have a swimming pool! Last one in's a Vortex spawn!"

OoC: The Squirtle Squad are still stuck in the other reality! lol Oh, but who knows, I might make them appear when no one expects it...

IC:

Seeing as the fire and his duty were now resolved for the time being, Squirtle decided to relax and gave a heavy sigh of relief. Besides the fact that the robotic creatures were preying upon the female variety, there was no real trouble at the moment...

That brief truth ended in an instant as the ground began to tremble and quake. Squirtle spun around frantically to locate the source of the tremors to notice that the mysterious young woman with aquatic origins unleashing a large amount of water from the town's well.

Squirtle grinned mischieviously. That girl definitely knew what he liked!

Women!

Errr...water, meant to say water...yeah, water...

The Pokémon revealed his black shades and pulled them over his eyes to increase the so-called "coolness" factor and made a beeline straight for the gushing water and dove into it in cannonball-like fashion.

"Squirrrrrrtle!"

OOC: 'These stand for thoughts', "These stand for words said out loud." ^^

IC:
Corak had finished his attempted rounds to warn the people of the town, who all seemed to be ignoring him despite his consideration, even though a blue-skinned AI is pretty hard to ignore.

"They are most unwise." he muttered, wading through the massive pools of water which was showering the city. This was no place he wanted to be, and large masses of H2O weren't exactly his favorite choice of dwelling, anyway.

'It could interfere with my current projects if this water were to affect the little equipment that I have with me.' Corak reasoned, watching the entire scene sceptically with his crimson eyes.
It was at this point that one of the renagade robots decided to storm past, chasing after some hapless female, sending a large splash of water towards Corak. Thinking impulsively, he flung himself aside, as one would in normal conditions, protecting his current side-project, the translator.

...of course, Corak was surrounded by water on all sides, and what he suceeded in doing, was getting completely soaked. Of course, the translator was what he had been holding up, so it was completely dry and fine.

Sitting up roughly from the water, irritated and miserably sodden, Corak took great control in not voicing the storm of words that threatened to break forth from his mind.

"I think," he said out loud, very carefully, "That I shall go now, and..." At this point, he had to stop himself. He continued, still very carefully, "I shall go and settle someplace more quiet, and finish my work..."
With that, he made his was purposefully towards the Hyrule Fields, where it would be quiet...

Keely slipped noiselessly in the water right after the Squirtle, feeling its comforting floating presence embrace her once again. This wasn't like the water she had grown up in; it didn't have any salt in it and so she couldn't float as easily. Keely didn't think it would be a very good idea to turn back into her original form right now; she had never swum in this kind of water as a dolphin, and something deep inside her told her not to risk it. Keely dove deep down into the pool, fighting the current as the stream pushed her upward. Unlike walking, swimming didn't seem to be too much of a problem for her human body to adapt to, and soon she was much more adept than any human could be. She rose to the surface again, taking a breath.

"Squirtle squirt squirt!" (Think fast!) The Squirtle used an attack of projected water that pushed her back into the wall of the pool. Dazed but not hurt, Keely laughed and made a loud noise that startled it into briefly jumping out of the pool. Soon, their antics had degenerated into a splash fight . . . which several of the more forceful blasts unfortunately came into contact with Corak as he ran away from the water.

"I guess he doesn't like all the noise," Keely said to herself as Corak ran away, still being chased by the aquatic robot masters. Keely didn't know that as a robotic being, Corak could be damaged by water. She couldn't imagine water being intrinsically harmful to anything, having lived in it her whole life. "Oh well, his loss!"