Forte soon changed back to his boostful self though.
"Ha, Gannondork you are truely a fool. If you were using that thing properly, you would have use all under your control. The truth is you've had it all this time, and you still have no more idea how to use it than the day I first came to you. And another thing. Why settle for one, when you can have them all? You really think Keely is the Very best the Whole Multiverse has to offer? Or are you Only thinking of going a short way through it? Truely pathetic... I'll change all that when I come to claim my Prize!"
"Just what prize is that exactly?"
Corak knew that he was right when he thought that it didn't sound like he was talking about Zelda, there seemed something more.
"Ummm, Hello? All the girls Gannondork has amassed in his Harem? Anyway, Why isn't that castle Storm-ed yet?"
"We're having trouble with the Moat of nothing-ness..."
"Oh for crying out loud, it is just AIR for crying out loud, no force fields, or anything..."
"How do you know?" Asked Cutman, rather stupidly.
"HHmmmm good point. Gutsman, pick up Cutman and throw him into the castle."
"What? Ah cra-Ack!"
With that Cutman was pluck from the ground, and thrown at the exterior of the castle.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Oooof. Ummm I think I'm alive... Umm but I'm kinda stuck here. In the wall."
"Great, now everyone else, fly, or get a lift from those who can fly! Or get Guts to toss you over. Hurry, my Prize awaits! I mean, Prizes... Bwahahahahahaaha!"
Among the line of ground based Robot Masters waiting for an airlift, Geminiman, Shadowman, and Geminiman chatter.
"Hey, my guide says there should be a bridge... a rainbow bridge to let us get accross..."
"Yeah, but I think Zelda was meant to do that, but she's already got capured."
"Wait, I think all the sages are meant to come along and do it."
"You sure? Damn lazy sages..."
"Let's write them degrading letters of complaint!"
"Wait, are we sure the guide is accurate?"
"You have a point! Let's write the writer of the guide degrading letters!"
"But I don't have a postal address, it was an online FAQ. It did come with an email though..."
"Email them degrading Emails then! In L33t!"
(I hope this next bit is alright, tell me if it ruins the plot or something...)
Meanwhile in the Depths of the Castle, Gannondorf was bringing in reenforcements.
"Lord Gannondorf, I, Sigma, come as you have commanded, and I bring with me the selected Agents from each Universe of the Heros who now face us, but I ask, why do we need some of them? Most of them have already been defeated, only that Arrogant Big Computer AI thing's Nemesis stands, apart from The Wily Bots... It seems rather poin-AAHHHHHH! I-I-I Appologise for- AHHH- Questioning you, my sire.... Very well, I will begin the defence of your Castle..."
"Who exactly is this Sigma. And who are these other "Agents" he's brought with him? And Who is the Nemesis of one of these Agents? And Is the Prize the Forte seeks really the Harem? And When will someone help me get unstuck from this WALL?!?!?"
"You do realise that would mean you fall down there?"
Cutman looks to his size and sees sky. He looks the other way, and sees a really really deep chasm.
"... I mean Help me get in the castle?"
"Yeah yeah, don't get your panties in a twist..."
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