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Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
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Author:  KagatoTEG [ Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
Kagato is standing in a Spot light. A Mike lowwers down, and Kagato takes it in his hand.<br>"Ladies an Gentlemen. Now is the time which some of you may, or may not, been waiting for... An idea from that baffoon, The self-proclaimed "Mighty" Co_Author. "Anime Celeberty Deathmatch"! Basically people, this is like a themed Fanfic Thread. People can do Short Deathmatches, where they do an entire match in one post, or we do longer ones, where one person starts it, and the next continues, etc. Eventually, we will state a length they should be, so they don't end too early, or go on and on and on. Maybe there will be different types of "Long" deathmatches. I don't know yet. Anyway, people will not play as the characters themselves, so the "Do not Make Moves for other Players" has no meaning here. Also, we shall have no DeathMatches with Tenchi Characters, or Forum goers, at least, to start with. But they can commentate. In fact, most of the action will be in the form of the Commentary... Well you'll see what I mean. Anyway, turn off the likes Washu, and we will start the first match..."<br>The lights switch off.<br><br><br><br>When the lights switch back on, Kagato and No.9 are sitting at a table to one side of The Ring. Tenchi is tied up beside them. <br>"Hello, I am Kagato."<br>"And I'm No.9, you may remember me from Parasite Eve 2 and... Umm Kagato, ..."<br>"You were only in one game so far..."<br>"You sure I wasn't in Kingdom Hearts?"<br>"Yes, and you wouldn't want to be, it was a pathetic attempt at a game, a big disappointment..."<br>"Oh, well anyway, And this is Tenchi!"<br>"MMMHHF!"<br>"Umm, No.9 nine, maybe we should take the gag off now?"<br>"Oh right..."<br>"That's slightly better, but I still can't see. And why did you two kidnap me anyway?"<br>"No.9, he has a point. Take off the blindfold, and why did you put it on him in th first place?"<br>"I don't know... Just felt right..."<br>"Right then, our first match is-"<br>"First match? What is going on here? You two still haven't told me why you kidnapped me!"<br>"Um nevermind, now our first match is Goku Vs Excel."<br>Tenchi looks confused.<br>"Um, self proclaimed "World's Greatest Fighter" Vs a Super Hyper active teenage girl? Um, why are you having this kind of match? I mean, it is kind of random."<br>"Well Damn Co_Author couldn't think of anything in short notice, and thought using The sailor Scouts and The Gundam Wing Boys like he first thought of was being a tad selfish, since that would mean some of them couldn't be used by anyone else, so he just choose a couple random characters..."<br>"Umm, Kagato, who is this Co_Author your friend is talking about?"<br>"Nevermind Tenchi, nevermind..."<br>In the ring the combatents appear.<br>"AAAGHHH! I'M BLINDED!!!"<br>"Yes, No.9, that will be Goku's friend Krillen... Anyway, it looks like we are about to start, Tenchi, what is your outlook for this match?"<br>"What? Um well, Goku is pretty powerful, but pretty stupid too, but Excel is also dumb, but if she dies, the Will of the Universe will probably bring her back to life. So... It will probably be a long match."<br>"And your Outlook, No.9?"<br>"I CAN'T SEE! I am cursed to live in eternal darkness! I will never see those things I hadn't seen yet, like... Ryoko in the Shower, Ayeka in the Shower..."<br>"What!?!?"<br>"No.9, you don't have any chance of seeing those things anyway... And you will be able to see again once you open you eyes..."<br>"Huh? Oh yeah..."<br>"Nevermind, the match will now start, Mr Referee?"<br>Mr Referee appears in the ring!<br>"MedaBots! Rooooo-Battle!"<br>Everyone blinks.<br>"UMm I mean, Combatants, Normal battle!"<br>Kag: "And they're off!"<br>No.9: "Goku is charging up his Kamayihahah or whatever blast-thingie... This might be interesting... Not!"<br>Tenchi: "Strange, Excel looks confused. Not at all frightened... In fact, she is approaching Goku without fear..."<br>No.9: "Man! That Goku looks like a complete prat.... or maybe he looks constapa-"<br>***>Whack<***<br>Kag: "Man, that has to hurt..."<br>Tenchi: "I hope Chi Chi wasn't hoping for any more children..."<br>Kag: "I wonder why Excel kicked him, wait, I think I can hear her saying something... about...it...being...a remedy for co....and .....I think my head is about to explode...."<br>Tenchi: "Mine too...."<br>No.9 :"Ack! I think this is Excel's real attack.... But it appears to have no effect on Goku!"<br>Kag: "Well as Tenchi said, he's an idiot. Ths attack effects the brain. So Goku, being without one, is safe."<br>No.9: "It appears Goku is returning some kind of banter..."<br>Kag: "Ah god, no, I think my brain is going to shut down..."<br>Tenchi: "I hate you both... It is because ogf you, my brain is going to die on me..."<br>No.9: <Shouting> "Get on with the fight you morons!"<br>Tenchi: "Hey, what's the sound? And where has Goku gone?"<br>Kag: "Ah crap, he's doing that DBZ thing..."<br>No.9: "What DBZ thing?"<br>Kag: "The thing where they move so fast you don't see them move..."<br>No.9: "You mean the animators got bored?"<br>Kag: "Yes, that's what I mean..."<br>Tenchi: "I knew what that sound was, I meant that rumbling!"<br>They listen. Suddenly a man with a giant afro and a red jacket appears and runs across the ring. He is being chased by a girl with a bowl of soup.<br>Tenchi: "Was that?"<br>Kag: "Could of been, but then again, it could of be one of the forum goers, they are always using those avatars..."<br>No.9: "HA! I can see Goku!"<br>Kag: "... It doesn't tend to be easier when they are a trampled heep in the middle of the ring..."<br><a phone rings><br>Kag: "... No.9, you get that."<br>No.9: "Ohki dohky! Mushi Mushi? Freezer! Get lost! We are commentating on a Match Between Goku and... What? Oh alright... Oi! Goku! Freezer Says You're Still A Stupid Monkey! Alirght? I told him Happy? Bye!"<br>Tenchi: "Did you need to shout the message, they can hear us, when we are using these mikes..."<br>No.9: "Oh...Say, what's with Excel?"<br>Kag: "Just a hunch, but if I think her random thought process has indentified Goku, as a Monkey, as a Animal, and if I remember correctly, that leads to... Him being classed as Food."<br>Tenchi: "... I hope you're -"<br><there is a large rumble emitted from Excel><br>Tenchi: "-Wrong but it is be-"<br><there is now a lot of screaming and stuff coming from the Ring><br>Tenchi: "-ginning to look like that is the case... Ew..."<br>Kag: "Well... that was a specatular end..."<br>No.9: "Heh, he had a lot of blood in him..."<br>Tenchi: "Well can I go home now?"<br>Kag: "Well I suppose so Tenchi..."<br>No.9: "Wait, what is Excel doing?"<br><Excel runs up to the table, and grabs Tenchi><br>Kag: "... I said Tenchi, not Menchi!"<br>No.9: "Well join us next time people, for another bloody and gorious battle to the finish! And Don't worry about Goku, I'm sure his friends will wish him back.... Unless I find the Dragon Balls first! Nihihihihihihihihihi.... Stop staring at me Kagato..."<br>Kag: "... Sorry, you have a weird laugh. Well people, night."<br><br>(Hope that seemed alright people... Heh...) <p>__________________<br> I have Returned from the Darkness and I am now RED Kagato TEG! But a Red Kagato doesn't make much sense, so I'll be Arucard TKAV instead... <br><br>"I was doing a Spanish Chineseman speaking French"-My Brother.<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/Shad-DT.JPG" style="height:170;width:300;"alt="Shadow Mask.. "/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"> http://icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=186 <br>I'm afraid of Large Sacks of Money too...<br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
Author:  Kamidake88 [ Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
OoC: I thought of changing the two announcers at each deathmatch, if that's all-right. <br><br>IC: <br><br>Hiei: Greetings, mortals of all ages, it is I, the fire apparition, Hiei.<br><br>Kenshin: And I am Kenshin Himura, the former Battousai, that I am!<br><br>Hiei: (raises eyebrow) Former?<br><br>Kenshin: Errr...yes! I am the retired manslayer! Behold my reverse blade sword! (unsheathes the blade for all to see)<br><br>Hiei: Feh...anyway, we are here to give you the live, up-to-date action with one of the biggest matches to date. The brainless oaf versus Sanosuke Sagara.<br><br>Kenshin: Oro? I thought the oaf's name was Kazuma, that it was.<br><br>Hiei: (sighs)Yes, yes...let us have a sense of formality. Kazuma Kuwabara is here to face off against Sanosuke Sagara. <br><br>Kenshin: Now, Sano here is known not only for his incredible strength, but for his almost non-human endurance. Despite his lack of experience and focus...<br><br>A rice bucket comes sailing through the air and clocks Kenshin on the head. <br><br>Kenshin: (swirling eyes)...he is definitely a force to be reckoned with, indeed he is.<br><br>Hiei: Well, that other fool is also known for his strength as well as being able to create a sword using his own spirit energy. He is far above your average human I suppose, but I could probably kill the idiot without much trouble.<br><br>Meanwhile, in the arena...<br><br>Kuwabara: (shaking Sano's hand) Ok, after this match is over, we're going to beat up those two, got it?<br><br>Sanosuke: (grins) Sounds good to me.<br><br>Kenshin: Well, okay, I guess we should get this fight started shouldn't we? It should be rather exciting, that it should be!<br><br>Hiei: Why do you always end your sentences in "that blah blah blah"?<br><br>Kenshin: (sweatdrops) It's just one of those Battousai tendencies, that it is. <br><br>Hiei: (rolls eyes) Right...okay, judge, start us off...<br><br>Judge: All unauthorized personel leave the area at once! I repeat, all unauthorized personel leave the area at once! The Fuzzy Pandas Team vs. The Fluegal Team!<br><br>Hiei: (blazes over and knocks the metallic robot upside the head) Do it right!<br><br>Judge: Bzzt! Errr...yes. Kazuma Kuwabara vs. Sanosuke Sagara. Battle mode 0988. Ready...fight!<br><br>Kuwabara: (points) I hope you're ready for a beatdown, 'coz I'm not gonna show you any mercy!<br><br>Sanosuke: Same goes for you, spirit boy. These fists of mine never miss their mark!<br><br> <p></p><i></i>
Author:  KagatoTEG [ Sat Oct 11, 2003 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
No.9 : Who the heck are those people in the usual arena?<br>Kagato: I don't know, being stuck in England, I haven't seen that series, and no other people who would join in this DeathMatching writing knew them neither, so we haven't been able to continue...<br>No.9 : Do you know what this means?<br>Kagato: No, amuse me...<br>No.9: BONUS DEATHMATCH!<br>Kagato: Oh boy... Well let us talk a look at the program... Ah here we are, Cloud from FF7/KH Vs...<br>No.9: Goku? Bloody Hell! They wished him back quickly..<br>Kagato: So it seems, now let's see why they are fighting... Oh good grief.<br>No.9: They are fighting over their haircuts???!?!<br>Kagato: Let's just get it over with...<br>No.9: Wait! First we must ask the view of our BONUS commentators.... Nightmare?<br>Nightmare: Ha ha ha, Go AWAY!<br>No.9: Mitsurugi?<br>Mitsurugi: I accept your challenge.<br>Kagato: Right, let just begin the match.<br>No.9: Take it away, BONUS referee, The Soul Calibur II Voice!<br>SC2V: SOUL CALIBUR TWO. Round One, fight!<br>Kagato: Right, I think if this gets any more stupid, I am out of here!<br><br>Cloud: I agree with that commentator, this is stupid.<br>Goku: Ha! Your hair looks stupid!<br>Cloud: Um, you can talk...<br>Goku: I know, it took me 8 years to learn how to do it!<br>Cloud: O...k.... Say, can I hit you with my sword, it is really fun!<br>Goku: Ok!<br><br>Kagato: Looks like Cloud is going to slice Goku is half, and he's just standing there! Looks like a quick match after all!<br>No.9: Wait! Look! It when right through him, and he took no damage! No WAIT! Look!<br>Kagato: There is the number 243 above Goku's head... Oh for the love of...<br><br>Cloud: Damn...<br>Goku: Say, you know, that hurt...<br>Cloud: Um, well, it um.. takes a few goes to get really fun, so if you will just wait...<br>Goku: Why can't you strike me again now?<br>Cloud: I have to wait for this bloody bar to fill up....<br><br>(I leave this to be continued. Feel free to continue the other one too, if you want, just no one else seemed to know them well enough when I asked them. <p>__________________<br> I have Returned from the Darkness and I am now RED Kagato TEG! But a Red Kagato doesn't make much sense, so I'll be Arucard TKAV instead... <br><br>"I was doing a Spanish Chineseman speaking French"-My Brother.<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/Shad-DT.JPG" style="height:170;width:300;"alt="Shadow Mask.. "/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"> http://icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=186 <br>I'm afraid of Large Sacks of Money too...<br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
Author:  Kamidake88 [ Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
OoC: Gah, sorry about that! I didn't realize that people haven't seen Rurouni Kenshin or Yu Yu Hakusho yet. Well, I'll fill the rest in when it comes to me. <p></p><i></i>
Author:  kori hakubi [ Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
A blue haired bishounen with cat ears scrambles into the announcer's booth, beating back security with a bokken.<br><br>Kori: *grabbing a mic from the table* This topic is dead! Save the bonus match for later! I've got plans of my own! *cackles*<br><br>Kagato: ... when did you start RPing again?<br><br>Kori: *waves bokken over his head* Shaddap, or Gackt will beat you senseless.<br><br>Kagato: Gackt? You mean that singing Japanese fellow? o_O;<br><br>Kori: No, I mean my bokken! I named it Gackt!<br><br>Long silence.<br><br>Kori: Just do what I say and I won't turn you into a cabbage.<br><br>Kagato: Since when do you have those kinda pow-<br><br>CRACK!<br><br>Kori: *blows on the bokken as if it were a gun* I warned 'im! NOW, FANGIRLS AND OTAKUS.... IN THIS CORNER, THE MAN IN BLACK, THE PRINCE OF PARADIGM... Uhh... TOMATOS... WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING... ROGER "THE NEGOTIATOR" SMIIIIIIIITH!<br><br>Roger: So, where is this young woman in need of assistance I was told about?<br><br>Kori: AND IN THE OTHER CORNER... THE SPACE COWBOY, THE DUDE WITH THAT CRAZY EYE THING... SPIKE SPIEGEL!<br><br>Spike: ... so where's the free buffet?<br><br>Kori: REAAAAADY... FIGHT!<br><br>Spike: Do I get food if I beat him up?<br><br>Kori: ... sure....<br><br>Spike: And money?<br><br>Kori: Yep...<br><br>Kagato: We don't have money or food to give away! <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>We</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> don't even get paid!<br><br>Kori: *snickers* That's funny because it's not my problem!<br><br>The two fighters in the ring stare at each other for a moment.<br><br>Spike: Yo.<br><br>Roger: Hi.<br><br>Spike: *pulls out handgun*<br><br>Roger: *puts his hands in the air* It's not my policy to carry a gun, and it wouldn't be very professional to shoot an unarmed-<br><br>BANG!<br><br>Roger: AHH! MY KNEE!<br><br>Spike: Did I win yet?<br><br>Kori: NO! *mic feedback*<br><br>Spike: Ow... my ears... *shoots speakers*<br><br>Roger: I haven't got time to play around with you! There's a woman here who needs my help! And I'm going to help her! And hit on her! And make sex to her!<br><br>Spike: ... "make sex to her?" What the hell does that mean?<br><br>Roger: Shut up. I'm cool.<br><br>Spike: No... no, you're not.<br><br>BANG!<br><br>Roger: AAAAHH! MY OTHER KNEE! Screw this! *pulls back his sleeve and holds his watch to his face* BIG O!<br><br>Kori: ... crap. Why didn't I see this coming? *coughs and slowly begins to creep toward the exit* Well... I'll just... leave you guys... to do the rest of the show... *dashes off before anybody notices*<br><br>RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLESTUFF!<br><br>Spike: ... what the hell is going on now? All I want is some decent food?! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!<br><br>Big O bursts though the floor and Roger drags himself into the pilot seat.<br><br>Roger: How do ya like me now bitch?!<br><br>Spike: @_@;;;; *fires his handgun a few times at Big O, but realizes he doesn't stand a chance and dashes for the exit*<br><br>Roger: Oh no you don't!! CHROME BUSTER!!<br><br>Kagato: Do what to chrome now?<br><br>Big O's chrome buster beam charges and fires.<br><br>--------<br><br>A short while later....<br><br>The dust settles, revealing that the entire stadium has been leveled.<br><br>Roger: I WIN! I WIN! HAHAHAHA! What did I win?<br><br>Silence.<br><br>Roger: Hello? Anybody? *looks around* Ah crap...<br><br>Kagato: *from beneath a slab of concrete* ... I'll get you Kori...<br><br>OOC: There... That cures my strange RP urge... I'm done for a while now... ^^; <p><a href="http://buncha-network.com" target="_blank"> <img border="0" src="http://webpages.charter.net/korichan/boards/bn-button.gif" alt="Buncha-Network.com ^.^" width="88" height="31"></a> | <a href="http://pub39.ezboard.com/bdabestmessageboard" target="_blank" alt="Heidi-sama's Board">Da Best Message Board</a> | <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/chibi_kori/" target="_blank">Chaos of My mind</a><a href="http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=bishounenboi" target="_blank" alt="Me on FaceTheJury.com"><br> What do you <b><i>really</i></b> think of me?</a> | <a href="http://pub50.ezboard.com/bjanaslittlehideout" target="_blank">Jana's Little Hideout</a></p><i></i>
Author:  KagatoTEG [ Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Anime Celeberty DeathMatch
<gets up><br>Kagato: Hey Kori! Get back here!<br><more rumble moves and Spike comes out><br>Spike: <whistles> Nice machine you have there...<br>Kagato: How did you survive that?<br>Spike: Hmm? I guess I was lucky... Now one second...<br><Spike walks over to Goku who is still waiting for Cloud to make another attack><br>Spike: Hey Goku, I heard that guy is planning to steal all your viewers!<br>Goku: What? I can not allow that! For the sake of my viewers!<br>Goku goes over and attacks the robot, to be easily swatted away.<br>Goku: Hhhhhhhhhmmm This guy, like every time I fight someone new, is the Most powerful guy I've EVER fought! I'm going to have to make up a new God Modding technique, that will make me MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH<br>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <etc><br>Meanwhile Spike has also found some Volitile Exploding Bishousnen.<br>Spike: Hey guys, I heard that guy say he had more angst that the whole lot of you put together!<br>VEB1: What? How can he even claim to know the meaning of Angst!<br>VEB2: We shall show him the True Stregth of Angst!<br>VEB3: Ha, you two don't even know thw full power of Angst, I shall show him instead!<br>VEB4: Ignore him, he's just jealous of your inner pain...<br>VEB5: I sure hope we don't encounter any fangirls.<br>VEB1:I am not afraid of any fangirls...<br> The VEB to towards the robot, while Spike sits down next to Kagato.<br>Spike: Yo.<br>Kagato:.... You know, I don't think this will count as a victory for you...<br>Spike: Oh? See if I care... <br>He begins to eat a sandwich.<br>Kagato: say,... That's My Sandwich!<br>Spike: Cheese >munch< and Tomato sause, >munch< toasted right? >gulp<<br>Kagato: Yeah, and being in my pocket for over a fortnight. I haven't even moved for a Long while...<br>Spike begins to make funny, different coloured, faces.<br> <p>_____________<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;"> I have Returned from the Darkness and I am now RED Kagato TEG! But a Red Kagato doesn't make much sense, so I'll be Arucard TKAV instead... </span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"> <br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://s2.invisionfree.com/Text_Based_Theater/index.php?act=idx" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/TBT-Logo1.gif "/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> <br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"> http://icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=186<br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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