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Author:  mjhennessey [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:14 pm ]
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((OOC: I know we're not supposed to start yet, so this is just for practice if anyone wants to play around. If this is out of line, then feel free to recycle it.))

The teleport pad glows for a moment and then a somewhat weary looking Airi Masaki appears. It is now 10pm and she is only now returning to her office from the Galaxy Police Academy training grounds. Slowly she walks to her desk.

“Oy! Where have these new recruits been coming from these days?”

She mutters with disgust.

“Times must really be tough out there right now for every no good schmuck in the Galaxy to keep applying one after another to get into the GP academy. This isn’t some kind of summer camp, sheesh! It’s days like this that make me wish that I still had that nutcase Seiryo working for me.”

Airi heaves a big sigh as she plops down in the chair behind her desk. However, she quickly gets up as she realizes that she has just sat on something that shouldnÂ’t be there. Turning around Airi picks up a couple inches thick stack of papers with a bright yellow sticky note attached to the page upon the top of the stack. She reads the note to herself

“Be a dear and please take care of these in the usual manner – Seto-sama”

The frown upon AiriÂ’s face turns quickly turns to a frightful scowl and her left eye begins twitching nervously. In the past Airi had never once disobeyed any orders from the Oni-hime of Jurai, in fact they were great friends. The two of them always assured that the Galaxy Police and the Empire of Jurai got along very pleasantly without any conflict of interest. This evening though, Airi was tired and already in a foul mood so the prospect of several more hours of work doing Galaxy Police personnel reassignments did not sit well with her.

“Uggh, I need a vacation!”

She said to herself, but as true to her word as she had always been, Airi sat down again and began to enter into the new assignments into her computer terminal. One by one and after each had been entered, the paper documents were placed into the incinerator and destroyed. After all, these new assignment orders were hers, not Seto-samaÂ’s. A number of hours later, around 3am, the last one was finally completed and Airi shut down her computer terminal. As she got up to leave, she did a quick check in her mirror

“Gyaaah!”

She screamed, shocked by the look of her own bleary and bloodshot eyes.

“Crap! If work is making me look like this, then a vacation is mandatory!”

Airi shouted and disappeared into the teleport pad. Instantly she reappeared again, but in the outer docking ring of the GP Academy. She went to the nearest airlock to check which ship was docked there. At the first one she shook her head and then went onto the next. After about an hour of looking, Airi saw one and an evil grin came across her face.

“If this ship goes missing, no one will think any better of it until its owner comes crying that she lost it again. And if I know this officer, she hasn’t changed her authorization code from the initial default value either, hehe.”

She punched a few keys and sure enough the airlock opened and Airi went on board the ship. She closed the door behind her noting that there were several smiley faces with long wavy hair drawn on it. The bridge of the ship was littered with empty styrofoam cups and reeked of stale coffee. Not wanting to get her hands filthy, Airi put her gloves on and brushed the remains of a number of donuts off of the captainÂ’s chair. She sat down and began to contemplate.

“Hmm, a whole Galaxy to choose from, so where should I go? Someplace where I won’t be easily found and I can get away from it all … hmm?”

Then a second later a light bulb lights up.

“Ahh, I know! I think that I’ll pay my husband a visit. It’s been a while since I’ve seen him and that primitive tribal planet he lives on now might be just what I need to get away from all of this technology and whatnot.”

With a gleeful smile, Airi quickly programs the flight course. A second later, the docking clamps release the ship with a dull clunk and the ship blasts off into hyperspace, bound for Earth.

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Author:  KagatoTEG [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:31 pm ]
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Author:  mjhennessey [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:23 pm ]
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Airi: "Hmm, I do seem to remember reading about these incidents a lot in Mihoshi's reports. I'll have to look into getting this ship's AI replaced."

Airi deactivates Yukinojo and reprograms the landing sequence. The ship pulls up and does a perfect three point landing on a warm sandy beach. The hatch opens and Airi steps out into the sand.

Airi: "Erk! This doesn't look like the Masaki shrine! Mihoshi's ship probably needs its navigation system recalibrated again, which really makes me wonder how she ever manages to keep finding her way back to GP HQ."

Further up the beach amongst the dunes is a small sign. Curious, Airi goes over and reads it.

Sign: "Innsmouth Town Beach"

Airi: "Well, it seems like a nice place, maybe I'll hang out here for a bit and work on my tan before dropping in on my unsuspecting husband, hehehe ..."

Airi walks back to the ship and goes inside. A few minutes later she comes back out wearing one of Mihoshi's bikini swimsuits and carrying a sand chair and umbrella. Finding a nice spot near the water, Airi sets everything up and then sits down to enjoy the warm sun and a few frozen strawberry daquiris.

((OOC: Erm, I have no idea where/who/what Innsmouth is, but hopefully it is okay for it to have a beach. XD))

Author:  KagatoTEG [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:21 pm ]
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(It may have a beach, but... I wouldn't recommend it...)

Suddenly dark clouds gather, and the beach looks half as lovely as before.
A rather ugly man shuffles over the beach to Airi.

"Greetings, Outsider. We don't take kindly to Outsiders in these parts, but... I'd wager you're here for that there Tenchi Survivor thing."
"Umm, yes... Say, what's up with this weather?"
"Ah, yes... That bit of freak sun was when one of those Co-ordinators, the blasted outsiders, fired some gun and destroied the nearby atmosphere. All fixed now, Ai Dagon!"
"... Any idea why those two Are the Co-Ordinators?"
" Well...."

***Flashback***
No.9: "Why are we waiting, We are sufficating! Well this one is anyway..."
Kagato:"No.9! Drop that person right now!"
No.9:" But I'm Soooo Bored.... waiting... waiting and yet more... waiting... When will our ride be here?"
Suddenly a strange vessel pulls up by the docks.
Kagato:".... two seconds ago apparently."
Mihoshi steps out and starts shaking Kagato by the hand.
Mihoshi:"Kagato! My Good Friend! You'll take over the Tenchi Survivor for me, won't you? It's just I need to go off and search for a wanted Space criminal sighted in the area, so I can't run it myself!"
No.9:" That space criminal isn't Kagato is he?"
Mihoshi:"Gosh! You're heard of him too! Yeah, he's the one I', looking for! Either of you two have any details?"
Kagato:".... No."
Mihohsi: "Damn, as I have no clues so far. Maybe I should try this Arkham place where I heard he was last seen first? Can you point me in the correct direction for there?"
Kagato: "Sure, just get the bus that stops in the square over there..."
Mihoshi: "Thanks Kagato Chan! And OH! Don't worry about the invites! Some Black man is already taking care of it for me! He also arranged the ride to Atlantis! I think he called it... the... Naughticlus!"
Kagato: "Surely you mean... wait no, that is the name according to the side of the machine...."
And so Mihoshi went to make her way to Arkham, leaving the Tenchi Survivor VI in the capable hands of Kagato, and his faithful sidekick No.9.
No.9:".... Do you think she'll ever realise you're the one she's looking for?"
Kagato:"... Probably not."

(OOC:: BTW, someone can still choose to play as Mihoshi, she might just forget about the mission.)
"... I see... well lead the way..."
"Right this way, Outsider.... that No.9 chap is welcoming the new Outsiders apparently... He's already joined our little fellowship here. Would you like to join The Esoteric Order of Dagon?"
The strange man hands Ariri leaflets. Meanwhile a strange figure in a green suit, and a demonic looking gas mask looms into view. He is lecturing a bunch of space pirates.
"Now... If we encounter any chicks in robotic armour with cannons on their arms, what do we do?"
"Shout ARRGGG!"
"... I would have gone for, 'Shoot the organs out of her', but hey, that could work too..."

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Author:  bkev [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:07 pm ]
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Author:  Cerebrate Araq [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:04 pm ]
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Far in the deep corners of space, an area where almost no civilization can be found, a massive statue of massive per portions could be found drifting in space. It, the sculpture that vaguely resembles a man in a speedo, appears to have been crudely molded together with nearby planets, and moons.

"Hm, I suppose taking Tokimi's advise to get a hobby was a good idea after all." mused a figure with green spiked hair and an odd purple eye.

From out of the statue's speedo a small voice peeped out.

"Um, hello? Anyone there?"

The green haired figure blinked.

"Maybe using inhabited planets wasn't such a good idea after all."

(OOC: I would write more but I'm in a bit of a hurry.)

Author:  mjhennessey [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:51 pm ]
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At the sound of her husband's voice, Airi whirls around to face him.

Airi: "Ahh, there you are Yosho my dear. It seems that I was correct about you concocting this Tenchi Survivor thingy, hehehe. So you were wondering why I was asking if there was going to be a lot of cute guys participating in it? Erm well ..."

She smiles and strikes a sexy pose ..

Airi: "I just didn't want this lovely swimsuit to go to waste. Teeheehee!"

Then Airi puts down her drink and comes up close to Yosho, pressing her body against his. She takes off his glasses and wraps her arms around his neck.

Airi: "After all Honey, you are one of those cute guys yourself. Now how about you get rid of this silly old man's disguise. You have no reason to use it on me, do you?"

Author:  bkev [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:41 pm ]
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what would they say if they saw me transform? *points to the rest of the Tenchi gang*

Author:  KagatoTEG [ Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:41 pm ]
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