But what the hell?!

How can I be "an incredibly attractive/muscular guy, ridiculously smart, good at everything, and best of all, the best boyfriend a girl could have" and suddenly out of the blue I "don't appear" in her future?

This is retarded. Two people who are retarded for each other until one finds out the other just doesn't see a future even though nothing changed, still attracted, still like each other?

She literally yells at me for not leaving my "hole" (room) except for school, work, and gym. Yet when I do one effing time I meet this wonderful better half to me, spend the greatest 2 months of my life every day with her, go to concerts, parties, generally being flamboyant (look it up if you snickered).

Friend zoned again.

Of course I don't know if I'm in love. And you don't just "know when you know" if you're going to marry someone. WE'RE NOT THAT OLD.

Why do girls say I could have any girl I want given my looks and intellect being "the funniest person they've ever known" yet when I say anything about relationship they act like I just said I have AIDS.

Brothers unite if you're the "smart, funny, cute guy that's just not her type". Every scenario is different, and I expect to hear it here if you have it.

The Hypocrisy Ends. Learn to be alone, learn to not give a sh*t, and life will but uneventfully easier.

/rant

Sigh... I know what you mean man. I never leave my house XD, but I fell in love - unrequited, depsite the fact that we're good friends. Don't know the term friend zoned though.

Basically when they tell you that you're "just a friend" and couldn't see you any other way. Usually as cold as that but this one actually started the relationship and ended with the just friends.

Unrequited love is terrible. JUST FRIENDS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, gotta make the move my friend. If you have already, then you're torturing yourself

Made the move a week after she broke up. Got berated.

The next day, she goes 7030 and wants a girlfriend claiming we're pigs. Not the first time she's done it granted, but... D:

Wow. Had that back in middle school too. Seems out of nowhere and sophomoric doesn't it?

A little... but it's a VERY long story.

They always are. If it wasn't complicated then there wouldn't have been an issue to begin with. I miss those, relationships or any kind where there was really no cause for concern.

Whoa. If only I had seen this sooner.

I'll be honest Crumpets. My gender can be damned cruel. We suck at ending things, and are views are way way WAY different than yours.

Hang in there buddy. It's better to be broken off than with a girl who doesn't care. That's the truth.

Yeah... Unfortunately I've had experience with a lot of different types of girls and the one thing they shared in common was the indecision towards guys. :\ Not like it's a bad thing, just that guys apparently have an easier time making any sort of decision compared to most women. Looks like you have a decent head on your shoulders at least! Your boyfriend is lucky (I think I remember reading about one at least...)

XD I hope he knows that!

In all honesty though, I'm lucky to have him. He's got a common sence, a kind heart, and lacks pervert tendencies. We have a whole lot of fun together. Hurray for Gameboy Emulators and Internet Games! ^_^

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAWwwwWWW.. You sound like the lucky one there!At least your mind is made up... How long? If you don't mind me asking.

Let's see...

oh! Almost two years now! XD

long time. awesome.

Dang. Beat me by... 18 months I think.

By the way, seems we're more than friends again. NOT GOING TO DISCUSS IT... with her again though. So indecisive...

Well, hopefully it stays that way for ya man.